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work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:55 pm
by Jock Strap
Production company (in the loosest possible sense) seeks girls for work in film & photography (in an even looser sense). Low rates of pay (in fact...you have to pay me!) , but ideal for newcomers looking to build portfolio/showreel (and you'll make a very lonely man extremely happy). Please contact me by phone (but if a woman answers that'll be my mum so hang up!)
If you play your cards right I'll take you up the West End afterwards. (Don't worry, I'll use lubricant)
Waiting for your call....
Mr S. Flex
ps. I can't do shoots on Thursdays cos I have to sign on.
Re: work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:59 pm
by fayerampton
lol !!!! thats funny !!!
Re: work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:03 pm
by Jock Strap
Oh wow..
A reply!!!
From a real girl!!!
Oh shit. I just came!
Re: work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:15 am
by nachovx
[ps. I can't do shoots on Thursdays cos I have to sign on]
Why are Job Centres now re-branded as Job Centre Plus ... plus what ????
Maybe they're giving out grants for camcorders and forcing girls on their books to do porno if they meet the requirements ... two legs, two arms and a nice tracksuit !
Also if you notice, all Job Centre Plus offices have security officers on the door - I'm not sure if this is to stop you getting in or to prevent the ones inside getting back out.
In German Jobcentres they do actually advertise for sex industry staff, because it was found be law to be discriminatory not to let sex clubs and bars use the state service, since they pay taxes like anyone else. But a strange upshot is the authorities could technically require a girl meeting the requirements to take one of these jobs or cut off her benefits ... although the authorities assure people they would use discretion, but I'm not sure Germans have much of that.
Re: work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:14 am
by eduardo
English Job Centres used to advertise jobs in the adult industry including modelling and there were many kissogram vacancies advertised.
The reason that they stopped doing it is the very reason that you stated about german ones is that somebody could have their bebefits stopped if they refused to apply for the job.
Re: work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:30 pm
by myson
What makes you think Jock Strap's joking Faye? hehehehehehehe
Myson
Re: work available for any bird willing to shag me
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:51 pm
by Jock Strap
exactly.