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Just got sent this email. Its pretty long but worth the read. Iv not laughed so hard in months!



Hi

I am looking to shoot a low budget 'home video diary' style movie. The
story line will be based on an nerdy Indian, called Mr India, who is on
holiday in the UK/Europe looking for the British/European 'hospitality'
and
gets lead astray by the horny women who fancy something a bit hot and
spicy.

We will be looking to make this look and feel natural as possible,
partcularly the behaviour of the women. Clothing can be outrageous and
fun
and should suit the chracater played/portrayed by the woman. This is
just a
general outline but we are expecting the women to bring along their own
ideas on how they would like to play the role.

We are looking to make this fun and not your usual wham bham thank you
maam,
there is too much of that and it quite boring really, same old, same
old.
We are also aiming to appeal to the female market so who better than
the
women themselves to take the lead on how the scenes develop and unfold
- you
are in charge of your character and can help with how the scenes
develop.

This idea is experimental and we are trying to be different and
creative to
make us stand apart from the usual rubish out there. If this works out
we
are looking to set up a proper production company that exploits the new
themes/ideas for making such movies - the input will be from my leading
ladies.

This is a multi billion dollar industry, and I say lets get a big slice
of
that. As I have stated, this will be low budget movie to start off
with and
we are offering a discretionary bonus to the leading women who bring
something new to the table for this project. You have 2 options. One,
charge a low fee but share some of the profits if this becomes a major
success - your normall full rates will be considered but no profit
sharing
will be offerd. Option 2, take no pay at all and have a predefined
share of
any profit that is made - a bit like Tom Cruise's recent movie when he
did
not take his usual $40 million and opted to share the profits making
him
$200 million (5 times as much, lets hope we do better).

Either way we are looking for women who want to invest in this and
bring
their experience and expertise to make this a success. We are looking
to
build a team and anyone who helps us make this a success will share the
benefits in the future.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Regards

The Crazyarab

Tequila, I had a video project in mind but can't afford a camera. I intend to shoot lots of polaroids and distribute them as a flickerbook. All I need is the right girl to suck my cock for a couple of hours and I promise to pay in green shield stamps. Interested?

PS - It would help the project enormously if you could bring along a polaroid instamatic as well....

I've got an SX-70 which I can loan you providing I get 40% of all merchandise proffit. Mail me Ned and we can talk business.

Serious offer......lol

So true Passion (or Natasha ;o) )

Its gotta be low budget to make more than a top hollywood blockbuster...The words mutually exclusive come to mind!

Firstly, why bother with 'realism' when the whole project has such a ridiculous premise ?

Secondly, it always goes down well to belittle and criticise the competition as 'usual rubbish', particularly when the people you are contacting have featured in said 'usual rubbish'.

Thirdly, incentives for 'what you bring to the table' ? Nice try, but it reeks of cost cutting or exploitation (depending on your point of view).

Hey, don't knock it. Think about that $200 million!!!!

.... maybe I shouldn't be so sceptical. Maybe i've underestimated the appeal of Bollywood meets Benny Hill. As they might be apt to say in corporate circles 'You run it up the flagpole Crazyarab, and we'll salute it'. Perhaps we should all go to the bank tomorrow and try to get an advance on our share of that $200 million.

jonone, if you want your share of the $200 million, please send $5,000 to cover Un sanctions costs and yoiu will recieve your just reward!!! lol

You notice how everyone (especially amateurs) has this delusion of grandeur when they refer to every one elses work as "the usual rubbish out there" like as if their movie is going to be the mega bockbuster of armchair amateur movies...Thats' the funniest part. The saddest part is some poor sap is going to fall for it and bitch like like no ones business when these promises aren't fulfilled....Such is life.