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Hi all,

had a little drink this evening, so excuse me while I submit an observation! (hic!)

Layla needs only to star in 3 movies beginning with Q, X & Z and she will be crowned the alphabet porn queen.

This would be an honour unbestowed to any other U.K porn actress and I believe it would entitle her to a free 12 volumed copy of the Oxford English Dictionary for services beyond expected national duty!

so, if any potential film directors are reading, do the honourable thing and get this lady the Q's, X's and Z's she deserves!

I'm sure you remember the frustration of missing some panini stickers when you were a child and although she hasn't mentioned it aloud, I reckon she's dead keen to get the dictionaries!

cheers (hic!)

You obviously have been watching too much Sesame Street mate. You must be a student.

Todays porn film features the letters Q and X and the number 18. Big Bird and that green fella who lives in a bin do a DP with Kermit.

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