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Hi,

It appears to me that we have a new superstar in our midst, Shaun, why is it that most pictures I've seen of the party have Shaun in?, I'll tell you, cause he'z made it innit, first all the party pics and then Two Blue Hardcore, Shaun, youz the main man now, respect, Can I get your autograph next time I see you? Superdick Watch out!

If you were at the party you could have been in as many pics as me. Next time WWPW are let down by the male star you've got my number.........

Alas Shaun, It appears I certainly missed all the fun, oh well, I have to earn a living you know. You know I'll never get another job again now producers are aware of your talents.

PS, Sorry Shaun, this is an after thought.

If you find yourself in a situation where you are unable to cope with the influx of stud work you will now, no doubt be getting, could you please pass on my number which is 079............, Your lucky, no one's booking me

Hi Peter, long time no see.

I thought you'd been temprarily retired.........Why no show last Saturday ?

Cheers, Dan.

Dan,

What do you mean exactly? Temporarily retired????????

Last Saturday, well contrary to any rumours doing the rounds I unfortunately had to work, clients eh!

Peter

The truth is he didn't want to face the opposition, me:?)

Bollocks.......Shaun, you've hit the nail right on the head,