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In the Mirror today.

"We owe an apology to Lindsay-Dawn-Mcenzie for calling her a "happless slapper" in yesterdays column. The "model" who,s numerous conquest include, Mick Hucknall, Michael Greco,Dean Gaffney and Coventry,s Dean Holdsworth called us " to set the record straight.In her common accent,which could shatter windows,she screached: "I,m not a slapper.yes,Iv,e had a few men but so what? that doesn,t make me a slapper".
of course your not a slapper-just a rough old boot who,s made a few porn videos and bedded a load of Z list celebrities,"

Rich eh! coming from 3 grim liggers without a pot to piss in.





you can e. mail them at 3am@mirror.co.uk

There was a programme of highlights of I'm Sorry I Heven't a Clue on the radio the other week. In one of the games the panel were asked to give new definitions to words. Stephen Fry's contribution was 'Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.'

If only wit could become reality eh Alec!
sorry for the rant, but it was a crass comment to make, even by Mirror standards.
Have a pleasant evening.

Those 3am Girls are notoriosly bitchy and have the journalistic ability of three coked up slappers with more money than brains. That 3am page is poorer quality than my 6 month old nephews gurglings. At least my nephew confines his shit to his nappy instead of publishing it and pretending its news. However I think Piers Morgan is a very bright bloke and a lot more decent than certain other editors of national papers. He held up well on Question Time and didnt flap and flounder like the politicians did.

As a side note I noticed that The Spurt are offering a free Metro to the first reader to kill Saddam......I expect theres great excitement about that amongst SAS circles.....I bet they have even reserved a parking space at Hereford for the new Metro whilst one of thier customised LandRover111's is left out to rust. But on a serious note it would be good if the Spurt actually received a claim for the new Metro from an unknown soldier. That would knock the smug grin off the editors face.

You have to admire 'the spurt's nerve giving away replica guns for the price of a phone call. It is a very sick gimmick, but I bet their sales soared that day. Me, I have a real one.

Ace wrote:
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> You have to admire 'the spurt's nerve giving away replica
> guns for the price of a phone call. It is a very sick
> gimmick, but I bet their sales soared that day. Me, I have a
> real one.

Can anyone point Ace in the direction of Piers Morgan?

(don't all rush!)

Hahaha, fortunately, its locked away in the guardroom after a day on the ranges.

i hope the first person who kills an american gets a camel from their nations newspaper. also a hearty handshake from myself.

....I suspect that it would be a copy of the (already free) London news-sheet 'Metro' (itself a re-hashing of the previous day's Standard) rather than the automobile of that name. Not that I doubt the Spurt's word, of course........