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1) Is shagging Ed Powers a nice experience? Do his black socks get you wet?

2) Will you keep making videos? Even if you make them yourself and sell from your site?

3) Will you marry me.....just for a laugh? No? OK then.

I am off to bed. I am a silly boy. No offence meant I just enjoy being a clown.

Apologies but really I do wish to ask about the future of Sabrina in video. So question 2 is valid. The rest is stupid.

Apart from the bit about marriage.......Yeah I know shes already married but a guy can dream.

Magoo,get some therapy, there,s a very good trickcyclist in st john,s st, in town, "will you marry me for a laugh" I bet she wouldn,t be laughin much!
Mind you, I dreamt I had tea with tiffany last night and we split a cream bun!.
I,m sending you a food parcel, black pudding, weezer, pigs chaps, mushy peas, and tripe just to get you thru the winter blues, oh! dont thank me! your welcome.

The tripe is very welcome Liz. After all I am well known for posting tripe after downing a few flaggons of ale. Are pigs chaps similar in flavour to pigs trotters? I had some mushy peas yesterday from the chippy and when I had a bath last night I created my own jacuzzi(spelling?)using the methane produced by the peas.

I just remembered I also wanted to ask Sabrina or any other girls who have shagged Pascal if his bent banana is good for g-spot stimulation. I seem to remember a while ago that Brussels brought out an EU Directive banning curved bananas (and prawn cocktail crisps and british sausages) but Pascal must have slipped through the net.

If you consume enough beans or mushy peas, you can make your farts in the bath 'talk'. I can do a reasonable 'Edward Woodward' on a good day!

My favourite,s " waddaboddawaterbottlewibble" after plenty of root vegetables of course.

You are obviously Premiership class Liz, Im struggling in the Conference league. Brewing up?

On it,s way Ace...

I can do a good Bill & Ben. Flobalobalobalob.