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Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:25 am
by one eyed jack
The days of wanking with one hand on the remote while you furiously beat your meat stupid are over.
Onanists worldwide can rejoice the new virtual sex toy where you can have both hands free to ...well snort coke and drink alcohol or fondle your partner/escort of choice with both hands in an alternative approach to safe sex.
Wanking will never be the same again!!!
O joyous day!!!
Failing that and you get caught by the missus (or your mum) you can always say you are massaging your intimate area ..and why not?
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:54 am
by MegaTon
Males sex toys always make me laugh! lol
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:02 am
by planeterotica
Great news, no need to spank the monkey anymore !wink!
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:07 pm
by sexy_ellouise
omg Whatever will they come up with next? Does it actually work? ...careful how you answer this one, Terry LOL xxx!wink!
love Ellouise xxx
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:03 pm
by one eyed jack
I imagine it does as the people behind it told me about this years ago when it was just another gimmick. Now its here.
The idea being that the toy stimulates you as the action gets hotter with the information passing from signals from the dvd to the toy.
So the idea of a girl getting hammered hard on the rise to a climax whould jerk you off hard making you erupt like Mount Vesuvius (or gush like a geyser for the girls).
This could signal the end of sex as we know it...Well ok not really. You cant beat being balls deep in a ladies pink palace know what I'm saying?
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:51 pm
by sexy_ellouise
one eyed jack wrote:
> This could signal the end of sex as we know it...Well ok not
> really. You cant beat being balls deep in a ladies pink palace
> know what I'm saying?
You are not wrong there! I gave up camming coz I wanted real cocks, not virtual one's on a grainy cam, lol!, ...and no toy is any substitute for a big hard cock! lol
Very Interesting invention though!
love ellouise x
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:09 am
by Dick Head
This has to be a hoax.
There is no contact information and the design is very flakey on the details.
When this happens it will be from japan from the love robots companies.
Re: Hands free wanking is here
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:40 am
by one eyed jack
No. Its the guys behind GDBTV that have patented it. I'm sure
They told me about this years ago. No hoax. Its real