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Having taken some time off after my arm was recently shortened (ouch) then I have tried to pick up some work for web-sites and photographers in lieu of my 9-5 day-job.. ...shush don?t tell them in the Sales office at work!

I?m sure many models of much greater experience on here who make it a full-time job and a profession will already know this but after another idiot ?time-waster with a web-site? (yeah right) this week, here?s some of the pointers that set the muppets from the true and genuine web-masters (Can you tell I'm pissed off with someone?!)

Numptie Talk..
?It?s for a ?private buyer? that?s why it?s so much money I can pay?.. or ?I will have the web site up in the next month?

Numptie Scenario/Outfit
None at all.. because they?re incapable of thought or have something else on their mind, or have the most weirdest thoughts like ?Can you pose like Marilyn Monroe under the wing of Lancaster bomber in 1950?s lingerie or like Ann Boleyn on a horse in period costume and make yourself squirt with a double ender?.. yep I?m not kidding.

Numptie Excuses
?I know I said you could bring a chaperone but it?s against the studio insurance policy, studio fire policy, studio health policy.. in fact I break out in a herpes like rash if I?m in a group of more than 2 so you can?t bring a chaperone?

Numptie rates of pay
??400 for 2 hours of stills; usually for a ?private buyer?? (Yeah right again)

And of course Numptie names which I won?t name and shame..

I would however like to point out the GENUINE Good Guys - well some of them (I'm sue there are many others) that I?ve been fortunate enough to be filmed and photographed by in the last 2 years though..

In no particular order
Gaslight (& JK & that guy in the hood!) of NylonStockingsluts ~ always fun and always a great shoot
Simon D ~ a great photographer
Paul of PJA Media ~ another true professional with a smile
Robin Walmsely and Jan Burton ~ ditto as per Simon D and Paul
Phil at Blue Moon
Kev and latterly Alan at West end Studios
George at Barlow
Steve at Ros Woods
Mr Chatterbox at Village Ladies
Richard of UKPussyTalk and hopefully many more professional togs and webmasters alike in the future..

Here?s a pic for all those above and all the genuine amateur togs who make this so much fun and regularly film/photograph me!
Sally x (Rant over!) !happy!

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Yes what a pain....don't worry hon we still love you!

Hi babe


There are some genuine Am togs who love you as well babe

Sexysaucysally !bow!!bow!

davethetraindriver

A couple of photos of Sally from on her trip to Lilliput ( Sorry Barlow studios) a few weeks ago
She is a lovely lady to work with.

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Bless you for your patience hun, fingers crossed you get lots more good guys !happy!

Thank you to all those who have emailed and with warm words!
Here's a pic for you all!

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Thankfully Muppets come along very rarely ..
And obviously the idiot who was behind all this has the brain, testicles and spine of a toad.. none?.. that's because he emailed a threat after the post ..Well Toads live near ponds
tsk, tsk
and anonymously as well

No more to be said except MANY BIG THANKS to all those who are genuine and honest and honourable and enjoy horny filthy fun!!

Sally x