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Help available to wannabee producers

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:44 pm
by James not Bond
After reading the heart wrenching stories on this forum of so many guys who are passionate about entering the fantastic world that is the ADULT INDUSTRY, I have come up with the following help.


2009 is my 10th year in this industry and I decided that the time was right for me to put onto paper ALL the wealth of knowledge that I have learned over that decade.


I have written a manual to help all you guys break into this wonderful world that is the ADULT INDUSTRY. This most informative manual contains help such as

Where to find models

Where to sell the work that you produce

How to spend the enormous amounts of cash that this wonderful industry generates.


Yes. With my help you too can enjoy the lifestyle that you can only dream of just now.


My informative manual also helps you side-step the problems that I have encountered over the years, such as

Which producer to avoid when he tells you to hand over all your unedited footage and model release forms, you know, the producer that says he will make you rich.

Which model to steer clear of when she asks for 100 copies of the DVD of the show she starred in, you know, the model that says she will sell them for ?20 each and give you half the money.

Which studio not to go to, you know, the one that turns out to be some unemployed guys flat, well, not even his flat, but his mums.


There is so much information that I have concerning this wonderful world that is the ADULT INDUSTRY that the manual is in 250 monthly publications at the give-away price of ?99.99 per month. What's that I hear? You cant afford that, you say? Well, just think of the enormous amounts of cash AND the chance to see NAKED GIRLS EVERY DAY, YES!!!!! Naked girls.


So I think ?99.99 per month for 250 months is small change indeed when you think of it like that.


Read what customers say about my manual:

'I subscribed to this manual and was very disappointed. I mean, I did everything by the book and the only girls I met were old, way too old. Some of them were even in their early 20's'
G. Glitter

'As a 26 year old virgin that lacks social interaction skills I thought this was a gateway to lots of pussy action. It was not. When I asked for my money back some guys with baseball bats came to visit me, I pooped my pants.'
Derek


So there you have it guys, glowing recommendations from satisfied past customers. Don't delay buy my manual today.

Or better still, check out my website UK Girls Downloads.


Re: Help available to wannabee producers

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:20 pm
by Kimberly Cox
Found that well funny! Mint thread! lol.

Kim xxxx


Re: Help available to wannabee producers

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:56 pm
by Delirium
Hi James, I'm interested... is cash ok? Or should I just email you my Internet banking login & PIN number? !innocent!

Re: Help available to wannabee producers

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:50 pm
by one eyed jack
Im going to sign up. Ive been around 15 years and I still dont have a clue.


Re: Help available to wannabee producers

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:46 am
by Daz Savage
LMAO!


Re: Help available to wannabee producers

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:52 pm
by belfast_birty
What is 'James not Bond' smoking? I want some of it!!!