o/t Cameron Diaz

[Kelly]

What a bitch.

[Goater]

I've got a really bad cold right now and it could be fatal. Anybody know what Jana Cova's doing right now!

[jj]

Bet Julia Roberts wouldn't have let them down......she's just a regular gal.

[Lizard]

Yeah, she,s a real trooper, when I had acute dandruff, she pulled me pud for a week. Like you say,"regular".

[Shaun?]

You probably wouldn't get a refusal from some of the girls who post here. I know one is organising something for a welcome home for a regular when he returns home.

[Wink Wink]

Guess these "Stars" have to ring their agent first, can you imagine the coversation: Actress "Hey some guy asked me to give him a blow job, you think it be good for my publicity?" Agent: "Is he famous"? Actress "Nope just some guy" Agent "Well don't do it honey,it only end up in the papers" Nobody likes bad publicity.

[magoo]

If its the forumite I am thinking of Shaun he hasnt gone yet.

[jj]

Fixing the slates on my roof. And then she's got to re-tile me gutters.
Sorry.

[jj]

I'll have to 'suddenly' develop several (possibly psychosomatic) ailments........

[jj]

That last sentence: are you sure?