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Notting-Hill based TV company is looking for upfront, vibrant over 18-year olds who fancy trying to smash some incredible sexual world records on a brand new show.

Do you possess an extraordinary sexual talent?
Are you hiding something to be proud of beneath your clothes?
Do you have a burning desire to have a stab at a sexploit so outrageous it's never been attempted before?!

If you're an exhibitionist who fancies a challenge, give us a call now on 020 7313 8034 or email us on sex.records@shinelimited.com

Let the world see how amazing you are...the World Records of Sex are up for grabs...

In other words Joanne, have the public piss themselves laughing at our expense in order to boost ratings?

And you'd be surprised just how many people are willing to do so, Ace.

After 60-odd years of sexual abstinance, I now have the largest, bluest balls on the planet.

so thats me and Caractaus signing up........anyone else??

wat about all the hanky panky with sue barker in 76 then,my boy?

your not beths sister are you?

heh, i wonder what the world record is for 'keeping it up', and i don't mean footballs.