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World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 3:32 pm
by Brightah1
Notting-Hill based TV company is looking for upfront, vibrant over 18-year olds who fancy trying to smash some incredible sexual world records on a brand new show.

Do you possess an extraordinary sexual talent?
Are you hiding something to be proud of beneath your clothes?
Do you have a burning desire to have a stab at a sexploit so outrageous it's never been attempted before?!

If you're an exhibitionist who fancies a challenge, give us a call now on 020 7313 8034 or email us on sex.records@shinelimited.com

Let the world see how amazing you are...the World Records of Sex are up for grabs...

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:00 pm
by Ace
In other words Joanne, have the public piss themselves laughing at our expense in order to boost ratings?

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:08 pm
by Caractacus
And you'd be surprised just how many people are willing to do so, Ace.

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:09 pm
by Sir Cliff Richard
After 60-odd years of sexual abstinance, I now have the largest, bluest balls on the planet.

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:16 pm
by Ace
so thats me and Caractaus signing up........anyone else??

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:24 pm
by steve56
wat about all the hanky panky with sue barker in 76 then,my boy?

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:27 pm
by steve56
your not beths sister are you?

Re: World Sex Records

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:36 pm
by goldenballs
heh, i wonder what the world record is for 'keeping it up', and i don't mean footballs.