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Hi,

Just left home (at last) and got SKY installed - while there are loads of channels they seem expensive and some of them look quite crap to be honest! Before I part with my hard earned cash (it's refuse collection not dustman!) I want to know where the best girls/programmes are to be found!

Are the monthly channels any good - or what are all the channels like that you buy for a night?

My mates say Adult Channel - but then some say TVX.

Not a lot of cash so hoping that you can help - I want good programming with UK girls get fucked left right centre and up the arse!!

Where do you put your money?

Newbie

buy a chateau en france old bean, afraid the uk sat channels show only soft core.

As the duke says it's soft core only.
But if you subscribe to The Adult Channel before 13th July you will receive a very nice surprise on the 14th July (and no it's not hardcore before you all get too excited).

The last time I had a couple of British girls fucking on my TV the damned thing collapsed. Very embarassing telling the insurance people how my set came to be broken.

I would suggest you live abroad where people are far more broadminded than in this repressed country (it was very difficult to find 2 Brit girls prepared to fuck on my TV in the first place). Also Czech and Hungarian girls are a lot lighter than most Brit girls (or maybe they just make stronger TVs) but I've never had problems with East Europeans having sex on my hotel TV in Prague!

Hope this helps.

Bob S
www.fullservice.org.uk

As I live in Australia I've never seen the channels but having read this forum for 2+ years it seems all the channels like TVX & TAC are nothing more than softcore tittilation.

Do a search under the authors name 'Magoo' (Mr satellite) and you should find a lot of useful info about hardcore satellite channels based in Europe

cheers
B....OZ

Er . . . shouldn't you be plugging Spice Platinum Mr S(pice)plat?

Avoid both. The programming is getting cheaper and less explicit. Part of the problem is about 95% of the shows are now edited down from HC instead of being film softcore, the change in BBFC laws has brought this on.

Anything with Cathy Barry, Melissa Walker etc is likely to full on filth in the uncut version but sliced to bits to make it broadcastable.

As Mr Springsteen wrote many years ago "57 channels and nothing on!".

Well i will do if you insist but Newbie has Sky and asked which of TAC and TVX were better.

I say wait a few months as regulation of TV in the UK will be turned upside down this year.

The new Communications Act is due in August ("taste and decency" requirements are to be replaced by "generaly accepted standards") The ITC is also being scrapped and replaced by Ofcom (the new light touch regulator)by December.

Recently Ofcom have been banging on about consistent, proportionate and transparent regulation. It is very possible that there will be some deregulation on subscription tv especialy adult services. We may even see some hardcore Britsh Girls on TV early next year.

I am running a campaign to force this issue with the regulator. If anyone is interested in supporting the cause you can contact me at censorfreetv@hotmail.com and I will send you more details about whats going on.

Paul T

Have you written to Lord Puttnam to find out what his position is?

There seems to be a feeling in the industry that we are within a year or two of seeing encrypted films being available.