< Clinique pour soins très spéciaux

Released: 1980
Director: Alain Payet as John Love
Notes: Impex Films, 80 mins., c. 76 mins on video
Alternate Titles
  • Anal Hospital
  • La Clinique en folie Scherzo/Rebelle video title
  • La Doctoresse est une salope Défi video title
  • L'Infirmière au minou rasé MPM video
  • Operation Steifeprüfung West Germany, Love Video
Notes and Reviews

Males include -

  • Dominique Saint Clair (Gil Lagardère), plays a patient, Jean-Claude
  • Cyril Val plays Alain, the nurse with the enema obsession
  • Désir Bastareaud plays a nurse
  • Hubert Géral plays a stretcher bearer
  • Jean Cherlian, uncredited, non-sex, plays a stretcher bearer
  • Jean-Pierre Armand, uncredited, plays a nurse
  • Jean Rollin, uncredited, plays the chief doctor, Dr. Rollin (simulated sex)
  • one unidentifed older male plays Lucie Doll's husband (non-sex)

Jean-Claude (Dominique Saint Clair) is busy in bed with Lucie Doll when her husband pops in after his day's work, and sends him to hospital. From now on, we forget all ideas of a story since there will be none. Just a series of short 'vaudevillesque' scenes. So many attemps at some sort of humour - well I suppose I could do without, but since they are in there... So we are treated with various objects and situations such as: Cyril Val (Alain) trying to perform an enema on every hole he can approach; a very caring nurse Sophie Duflot who also happens to be the Dr. Rollin's little darling-of-a-nurse and assistant, and teaches a pussy how to smoke with Elodie Delage who comes across a squeaking penis in a corridor (no way to cut that out Mr Payet?)

Sophie Duflot performs her duty on an inanimate Jean-Claude. Then Alain, pretending he is the said patient, has it off with nurse Barbara Moose while Jean-Claude is lying on the floor. Notice the black dwarf is stuck outside the room - any subliminal message here?)

Then the dwarf also tries to pretend he is the young patient, also wrapping his head in bandages, but the blowsy blonde nurse (XNK2298) who sucks his penis is not who he was hoping for.

An enema scene is performed on XNK2299. Just too bad the sound is fake!!! Head Doctor (Jean Rollin indeed?) and a plump girl (big ass!). This ass definitely needed to be examined. Slim Mika has her pussy shaved and occupied by Alain. Barbara Moose's golden rain falls onto Alain's shaved head. Barbara Moose pumping iron in the gym room, soon joined by Elodie Delage and eventually inundated by Jean-Pierre Armand. To make it short, three nurses (one is a male) in a gym-room.

Barbara Moose successfully awakens Jean-Claude who immediately tries his regained energy on her. Very good scene but for that soundtrack! Not to be missed: her 'gulping' eyes as he comes into her tight mouth. Final orgy by the pool. Two more unknowns (one for Désiré Bastareaud). Lots of action everywhere. But no direct sound.

A good film, full of all the ingredients that are Alain Payet's trademark. But just why didn't he use direct sound? Is there a place in the universe where those unheard sounds could happen to be stored? One should never forget that in the good old days of porn theatres, we had no remote control to keep those silly voices, stupid talks and alien sounds out of the way. Next time you feel like turning the sound off, don't do it and carry on without the remote-control. One creed: Better no sound than dubbed!


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