'Attack of the 15" Cocks'

[Wink Wink]

Nope I'm not making it up...........tiz true........& it features our own Alicia Rhodes!! lol

(front cover)

(back cover)

What crazy title will they think of next?

[steve56]

thats the size of it!

[IdolDroog]

weird that they are prepared to lie on the box when the viewer will see the pics are modified as soon as they watch it! I know of most of those dudes from looking at lotta US porn online and those guys arent hung like that, im not sure anyone is. But it seems a bit strange to change the images like that

[steve56]

seeing is believing.

[IdolDroog]

Yeh although from what ive seen of that video cover the dick doesnt look much difference in length to my own and thats not 9inches i can asure you...try somewhere between 6 and 8 maybe. Surely trading standards are being broached seeing as you are clearly not getting what they advertise on the tin hehe

[Boring Bloke]

Maybe someone should write to Watchdog about this. Then we could have a porn producer interogated by Nicky Campbell. ("Can explain why the cock in your film is far shorter than claimed? I'm going to have to press you on it!").

Or perhaps Roger Cook could doorstep porn makers ("Why have you been lying about cocks Mr Smith? Don't run away from me!")

There seems to be a general formula for exaggeration, like that Monty Python sketch where the salesman multiplied everything by 3. As far as I can gather, porn film makers seem to pretend that the cocks are about a third longer than they really are, so if 6 inches cock becomes about 8, if it's 9 inches it becomes 12, etc.