Natalie Sheldon and Omar video

[jj]

Do then AFTER your arse has been whipped?
Assuming you can still stand, of course...........

[jj]

Yahoo has a lot to answer for...

[woodgnome]

when a thread lapses into irrelevancy as this one has, please put 'O/T' in the subject header to avoid wasting the time of forumites interested in reading posts relating to british pornography (see section 4.3 of the faq).

your co-operation is appreciated.

[jj]

Fair enough, but if anyone had read even a couple of the posts preceding, surely they could have seen which way the thread was heading and safely ignored the rest, secure in the knowledge that they were missing nothing of vital import to the future of British Pornographia?

[jj]

I repaired to the Silly Persons' Forum, tail between legs, as soon as that nasty Mr Woodgnome shouted at me, and had a good cry on Liz's scaly shoulder.
I have learned my lesson, and will in future refrain from trying to introduce the slightest hint of levity to the Big Persons' Forum, lest any old geezers sitting around in over-stuffed armchairs should have palpitations and require Forumic CPR from Matron (post usually filled by Phil K, except Tuesday afternoons, when the late Peggy Mount stands in as locum while he goes shopping for macaroons and Brussels sprouts).

[Pervert]

Hey, leave Phil alone. He's all right is Phil.