Producers - Listen to us fans

[porn fan]

I thought your ideas were good but if your going to be a pratt about what I said then I suggest you forget everything...and continue being bored with the everyday stuff that is churned out. You said yourself you had been in contact with a couple of them about something else...all I suggested was that you talk to them about your ideas.. If you think that was obvious then why go on about getting backing or help in the first place...
Are you for real or just a wind up?

[Alan]

Phew! THATS a relief!! Pity, he had a few ideas there.........

[THE Chuckster]

I didn't say it was about something else actually and again you have missed the point. You may be happy to sit back and watch the same product over and over, however I am not and it is people like me, who state their views, who make a change, however with people like you the only thing that may be changed is your underwear. I have taken your views on board and will try to do my own thing, but as it will not be free I dare say you wont be interested. Some Porn Fan!

[porn fan]

I am a member of a couple of pay sites...so if you come up with something different I will pay to see it...and so will many other people...
I will say nothing more because you will say I have missed the point again....
I too have also taken your views on board....keep your eyes open I may get something sorted before you.....

[Marino]

To all you fans.
All I can say is I agree.
I hope that you watch Super Mrios Road Trips R18.
I am just off to the bbfc and hopefully get my certificates.
My movies are fun hardcore very live outdoors, and most of all
you will see the very best of the Brit girls at there nastiest.
All the girls are laughing and smiling,
It is not always a matter of money with the girls, many of them would happilly fuck for the love of it, we all do ou best and yeah we get dissapointed when the scene isn't as hot as you want everyone to be.
I know that I would rather scrap a scene than stick itin a movie just to save the cash.

Marino

[Ben Dover]

I've just got back from a trip,and I can't believe what I've just read. Honestly, some of you out there are just NEVER satisfied with anything and it's really starting to get very annoying. I try and 'stay in touch' with 'fans' or whatever you want to call them. I don't actually have to have anything to do with anybody, except the people I work with, I'd still make enough money. I just happen to think it's important to keep some contact with the people who are responsible for my lifestyle. Frankly though I'm seriously rethinking whether I can be arsed any more. All I [and others] seem to get is moan, whinge, whinge fucking moan moan moan. "Why don't you get Liz Hurley in one of your movies? And I can't understand why you've never shot a double anal with Kelly Brook, she's much nicer than some of the girls you've shot. Perhaps you could do a scene with her and Catherine Zeta Jones, and then when it's done we can ask all the newsgroups and forums if anyone's got a copy that they can pirate a few off and I'll send you ?3.50 to cover the postage". And this whole anal business. If I shot a girl who loves anal it would be "Oh not her again we've all seen her doing anal before, why don't you get some new girls who've never done it before" Then if I do that it's "Why did you say that girl had never done anal before, I bet she had and you just pretended" And now this!!! "They don't look like they're enjoying it" Well if they've never done it before how the fuck do they know whether they're going to enjoy it or not? And anyway that's bollocks, they all end up with a smile on their face in the end. AArgghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I could fucking SCREAM. If a girl is doing anal for the first time she's unlikely to have smile on her face from the start is she? I bet you'd find it difficult to raise a fucking smile with Pascal's cock up your arse for the first time. "I want more internal cumshots" OK well go and make a film with internal cumshots in it and TRY and get a distribution deal in the US and see how many copies you sell. Internal cumshots are, like it or not are in the 'minority audience' category. I'm trying to appeal to as many people as possible and my research tells me most guys like facials, as indeed do I, and it's my film, so that's what I do. Royal Heinies was a top 5 movie on the AVN chart and got a four star review, and I think it's one of my best. It's great how so many people out there seem to have this latent genius for making better films than us lot who actually do make them!!! You talk a good film, lets SEE it. Anyway here's the deal; You claim to have all these absolutely stunning girls that would "make our toes curl" just desperate to be porn stars. OK, you organise them for me and I'll pay you ?100 commission for each one. Then you can save up and shoot this fantastic movie that will make all ours look crap. By the way, there are lots of stunners round here working in B&Q or Tescos. Strangely though, they seem to have no desire to have 8 inches of man meat shoved up their nether regions on camera. Difficult to understand I know but that's the young girls of today for you. So, come on let's meet all these girls that we 'can't be bothered' to find. Let's see the evidence. Meanwhile I'm just going to ring Joe Bloggs and see if Amanda Holden is up for that DP she keeps promising me.