oh please stop fucking moaning

[jj]

Makes sense.
In which case......oh, dear.

[Officer Dibble]

No, wasn't thinking of you Dave, it just popped into my head as an amusing parody of a sort of generic porn stars name. But if you dig it, I can always write you up with that moniker whenever I am reviewing any of your very agreeable older movies?

I caught you the other day in 'Mammary Manor' shagging some right sorty pieces with real big tits (Tracy Gibb was one) Now, that was a porn film.

Dibble

[jj]

But sadly quite hard to get in good nick.
As to pornstar names, Woodgnome inadvertently coined one the other day on the egafd (see, I really get about....): "Dilara Kerffuffle".
Unbeatable.