Customs News

[Bob]

My latest video from thexxxshop.com arrived today, with a label declaring that it had been opened by UK customs and approved, resealed and sent on to me! The tape has quite clearly been opened and watched, but hey at least they're not nicking them anymore

[justasking]

You forgot to add "and copied for their mates"!!

[Richard B]

Great news!

[Hugh G.Rection]

Yeah mate! but be careful 'cause these pricks log names onto a big register.So , when the uk Govt. has finished with all it's other pre-occupations ie. foot& mouth,euro-entry,BSE,How to run hospitals etc...etc...etc...they may turn their attentions to us poor gits....but they can piss off and buy their own......

[Remington Steel]

Reminds me of the day about 8 years ago when yours truly and Phil Mc were locked up for a day while 20 customs officers and police raded our mansions in the country looing for the porn. All because we brought one hardcore CARTOON cover in through Dover after one of our dirty weekends in Amsterdam.

Don't ya think it's great now that you the great British public can no longer be 'depraved and corrupted by looking at a cartoon monkey shagging a cartoon elephant. Rule Britanyahide
Rem

[Artful Alex]

But how old was the cartoon monkey? If it were under-age that would be a serious matter. I suppose you'd have to work it out in monkey years - if it were 8 then that would be equal 16 for a human. Mind you, if it were a gay monkey this it would still be illegal as the age of consent for gay monkeys is of course higher. Unless the monkey was Dutch of course. They only have to be 7 to do it. And gay Dutch orang utans can do it when they're 6! I think this is an area in need of research. Perhaps I could ask my MP to table a motion in parliament on the cartoon gay simian dispute.

[johnEuk]

Do you think that if we all ask nicely they'll forward the ones they've confiscated over the years?...

Fat Chance!

Some time ago I imported a vid titled "The Faces Of Orgasm" - as you can imagine they had a good ol' squint at that. It showed men & womens' faces as they came, but with no genital shots. They forwarded it with a cautionary note - like bloody school teachers!

[bill]

Is it actually illegal to import for own use?

[joe king]

depends how the BBFC is feeling this month.

[Rimbaud]

You won't get prosecuted for it unless you're doing it on a massive scale, or it's got children, animals, coercion, or other assorted sickness in it.