I need a solicitor - can someone get me SarahYoung

[SID THE CYNIC]

Has anybody noticed that if you ain't very good at spelling, then 'solicitor' could be an anagram of 'clitoris.'

This maybe explains why the scum who choose to defend the rights of the criminal, and those who make a packet from the blame/claim culture are all a shower of c**nts.

[jj]

Both professions involve shafting people very deeply, so not much of a career-shift, really.

[Deuce Bigolo]

That would explain you going fo the same initial

cheers
B....OZ

[Juju]

My cats name is Mittens, and at my house, fires are called "uh ohs"

[Heathray]

I recall the gorgeous Sarah having 10 O levels and 4 A levels, (nowt to do with Anal or Oral). In interviews with her she comes across as extremely bright and eloquent so a wise career move.

However......

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Rottweiler.

Why do sharks not attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.