Welcome To The Gang Bang Party!

[Dan Dares]

Ladies and Gentlemen (and the rest of you)

May I introduce to you the new future in political parties, the gang bang party. While there are few issues that this party stands for one is clear and stands out from the rest.

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There is no discrimination whatsoever for you to join this new up and coming party, race, religion, age, no problem. As long as you are old enough to vote you can join the party for life. Been turned down by others due to past sexual encounters?? Don't worry...the gang bang party wont check in to your current sexual diseases and will ask you any embarrassing or awkward questions. The gang bang party is happy whether you are a single or married individual and is happy to welcome you regardless.

I'm convinced, so how do I join??? Well just take the small change out of your pocket to cover drinks, a sleazy hotel room and of course the girl and join in. It's as easy as that!

P.S. the gang bang party takes no responsibility for anything including any nasty rashes that may develop...diseases such as herpes when active may exclude you from the gang bang party but only if you aren't able to come up with some plausable excuse for it showing at the time. When not active you will be welcomed with open arms (or legs!)