I cant get it up when drunk

[Russ1664]

Hello,
Just had a good idea, I can't get it up after about 5 pints. I was wondering if any of the producers on this site would consider employing me to be the next big british soft porn star?

[Ben Dover]

Very funny, although the irony is that a lot of guys who call themselves porn stars in this country can't get it up full stop. Even without a drink!