Directed by Steve Perry

[joe king]

OK for anyone who couldn't give a flying toss, look away now. My real name is Simon Lindsay James Honey, and I went to Borden Grammar School in Sittingbourne Kent. I was expelled for basically being a smartarse flash little sod who always wanted to be the centre of attention. When I left school I worked in Newquay as a drummer and a children's entertainer called 'Uncle Simon'. Then I decided to be a pop star and I didn't think Simon fitted the bill somehow, [not many pop stars called Simon back then. Probably still aren't as far as I know. Bit like Kevin really, both crap pop star names] so I dropped that and have been Lindsay ever since. When I was a male stripper I was called Hot Rod due to my [then] similarity to Rod Stewart. Then when I was a caberet singer I was [The Fabulous!] Steve Jackson. When I was a photographer for Escort I was called Brian Wilson, after the editor's favourite musician. Then when I started PRIVATE video with Berthe Milton we didn't want people to think I was a woman director with a name like Lindsay. So, I named myself after my favorite singer Steve Perry. Then, whilst thinking up the idea for a UK based gonzo series I thought of the name Ben Dover, which came to me after looking at the cover of Bendover Babes by John Stagliano. So now you know!!!


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[steve56]

i was xpelled too,ha

[Ace]

There was a Simon in FREE I seem to remember

[Ace]

Thanks for that Ben.
Not too sure about Steve Perry, that the ponce from poncey US rockers Journey?
Now, if you said JOE PERRY from legit US rockers Aerosmith, you'd have MORE respect than normal

[Ace]

Nah Mags, I have the same surname as one of the slags in US wankers, KISS.
I hate to admit it that I share the same name as a bloke that wears make-up and high heels

[steve56]

yes ace simon kirke[spelling]