teresa may

[dave]

has she ever done any hardcore films???

dave

[woodgnome]

have you ever woken up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, heart pounding like a drum, a single nightmarish scenario burning into your minds eye, replaying itself like an endless porno loop from which you can't escape, seeing yourself standing naked before teresa as she lies on her bed, a pitying look in her eyes as she looks at the shrivelled, impotent snail between your legs, and then she starts to smirk and then snicker and finally laugh and laugh and laugh, until you feel like your head's about to explode?

just a thought!

[dave]

what about adele stephens then???

[woodgnome]

same nightmare, slightly throatier laugh!

[Oid]

For God's sake - USE THE GRAPHICS I DID OR PUT A NOTE AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM!!!

[joe king]

I think Teresa May should be deleted... or assimilated.

[Tom]

Deja Vu? (I knew I was gonna say that)

[alec]

If dave was taking the piss, which I strongly suspect he was, you've just produced exactly the reaction he was looking for.

[hangonamo]

If someone like layla jade were on the homepage, there'd be much
less talk about Ms May & certainly no need for speech bubbles.

[dave]

so!! , have they???