Is it worth the effort?

[crofter]

Carder, speaking only as a punter, I think as has been touched on if you have an idea and you think you want to just fine tune it, why ask questions on this forum, let?s be honest but with the exception of say maybe a Ben Dover (in his private days of long ago), or perharps some of the Relish stuff, the basic stuff produced by some of the new British ?breed? is pretty basic:
Badly concieved and captured gonzo,
Re-gurgitated material trying to be passed as new,
Badly shot with unscripted dialogue,
Add the dodgy lighting and the cameraman who you wouldn?t trust to capture pictures of your wedding day,
Plus the shortage of decent new British female talent
And why not add some irritating background music to the whole mix.

I do not really see much joy. I tend to think the stiff upper lip, benny hill stuff tends to work best though at the moment as it tends to paper over the cracks, something like Anna Span?s ?Uniform Behaviour? and Relish?s ?Weapons of Mass Satisfaction? are as good as it gets in my opinion. I think between the two of them they are the only ones producing decently scripted and interesting porn with a decent or believable build up to the inevitable sex, so maybe ask them.

[Joe A]

If some of you don't know Carder..

I can vouch for him being ok and he has some good backing behind him, so give him serious answers.. He's not a troll as might appear from his profile, due to lack of site and email address. He has a valid reason not to have these

And Carder .. where's the stills you were going to send me last week

[Officer Dibble]

Seeing as crofter's made an attempt to agree with me over the other side (Re: Denise Van Outen) I'll concur with pretty much all the above here...and add that the 'Benny Hill' syndrome, and Benny's delinquent, impoverished, cousins (The Chortling Geezers) do exercise me too sometimes - because I know it's just a huge fig leaf to disguise a lack of artistry, vision or understanding of what really constitutes eroticism (let me give you a clue chaps - it's not anorexic birds, gapping pissflaps or oozing arseholes) It's also patronising the punters, serving them up a metaphorical 'chip ?n? ketchup' buttie, because you assume (hope?) their pallets are far to unsophisticated and lumpen to appreciate Veal in Cognac sauce (had that the other night - Yum, yum).


Officer Dibble

[Joe A]

Carder..

Knowing who's behind you as the backer.. You could go for a porn version of Star Treck.. Has "Porn StarTrecker" been made yet

And I might have a model to be in it for you... LOL. Thanks again for the pics...

[steveuk]

'Star Trek's been done a few times, at various budget levels. Still there's a certain borg I'd like to see naked. Check out those implants;

[davewells]

So long as you've got the dosh to throw at it and people involved who are used to shooting quality (i.e contact me & Freddie Morse to shoot it for you) you'll be OK.

[Phil mCc]

I would say make sure you have a good erotic version suitable for sky movies, there is more money in that if its a good feature. I would love to say go for it mate but like all gambling dont spend what you can afford to loose. If you have the budget and the kit why not make a genuine erotic movie, no actual sex whatsover, think of the quality of the girls you could get in it....

Phil McC