Getting Bummed

[Lizard]

Not since you scammed me, and sent me your incontinence pants! only worn once said the advert on e-bay gum, well once was enough.
You dirty man.

ps. Hi Sandie, you have beautiful eyes, and strong luscious legs.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Oi get your hands off my bird.
I'm about to drum up the courage to send her my picture where I look like Marino's better looking twin brother but without the wig & I don't need the likes of you causing grief.

Re: The pants. Well How did I scam you!!!
I said Used By A Pornstar Knickers.
That weekend where I bumped uglies with Fat Blodwyn with the camera on record still counts you know!

[Lizard]

When Sandie finds out your really David Blunketts guide dog, your history..

Deletion approaching.

[sandie]

i like dogs!

[Holden MacGroyn]

There you go Lizard you ugly old slag, you're in with a chance.

[sandie]

yeah u SLAG!!!! i love that word its so, so , so, DIRTY BRITISH!

u slag!

[Holden MacGroyn]

See!
You got called a slag by Sandie.

I like the word bollocks myself.
Or when some dirty toerag is trying to be all American I like to scream "Av it you slag" and be all fierce and hard and cool.

I fucking hate wankers who pretend they are American.
Having family over there, I feel the shame as it is.

[sandie]

oh holden ur making me all wet. stop it. no dont stop it.

[Holden MacGroyn]

And that's just on the net HAH.


If you get real wet, can I flog your knickers on eBay?
I think I'll have enough for a slap up meal for 2 at MacD's.

Also can you go and read my love letter on the other forum and give a birds eye view please.


Bird. Total Brit word.

[Lizard]

I know thats not you saying that to Holden Sands,

a. he cant read, so you may as well say he is a slag
b. he doesn,t type, his mum does
c. he,s incontinent
d. I,m Jelous