tvx flashing green censor?
tvx flashing green censor?
i was just watching cuntry humpkins and there was a bloody awful green flashing box on screen covering up all the good bits.. what the hell is going on? there is all blurring too ... is it H/c but craply censored? or softcore craply shot?
Re: tvx flashing green censor?
Hello Android,
Cuntry Humpkins is one of mine and I'm afraid the answer is 'softcore craply shot'. The blurring was put in by the original editor because after years of shooting girl / girl, I'm trying to find my feet with the boy / girl stuff and I'm accidentally filming engorged members bobbing around all over the place.
I suspect that the green box was put in after the original edit so the programme could be broadcast without breaking any regulations. Ofcom has handed out some hefty fines lately to other adult broadcasters, so I would imagine that the Television X lawyers are watching over everything with a steely eye.
It is unfortunate that the blurring has effected your enjoyment of the show, but at least you know the performers were going at it for real. As I have stated above, it's all my fault, so, er...sorry.
Cheers
Cuntry Humpkins is one of mine and I'm afraid the answer is 'softcore craply shot'. The blurring was put in by the original editor because after years of shooting girl / girl, I'm trying to find my feet with the boy / girl stuff and I'm accidentally filming engorged members bobbing around all over the place.
I suspect that the green box was put in after the original edit so the programme could be broadcast without breaking any regulations. Ofcom has handed out some hefty fines lately to other adult broadcasters, so I would imagine that the Television X lawyers are watching over everything with a steely eye.
It is unfortunate that the blurring has effected your enjoyment of the show, but at least you know the performers were going at it for real. As I have stated above, it's all my fault, so, er...sorry.
Cheers
Big Jim
Re: tvx flashing green censor?
is was just a bit annoying the blurring i can live with, but the green box just didnt do it for me 
i dont mind blurring if the "action" is good enough (as long as the blurred portion is actually quite small, i have seen full screen blurring in the past).
its just a bit of a let down as it had a really cracking(?) woman in it tonight..
i dont mind blurring if the "action" is good enough (as long as the blurred portion is actually quite small, i have seen full screen blurring in the past).its just a bit of a let down as it had a really cracking(?) woman in it tonight..
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Not listed in the 'Films' section. Can we assume no Brit girls feature?
Re: tvx flashing green censor?
Hi Vila,
the fact that the cast list isn't on the BGAFD database doesn't mean there aren't any Brits involved. It just means I've been too lazy to send the nice moderators any info on the series.
The girls involved in Cuntry Humpkins are - McKenzie Lee, Keira, Donna Marie, Suzy Best and another Suzy (can't remember her last name or stage name at the moment). All Brits, the lot of them.
By the way Vila, I'm not having a pop, I know that you are a voracious follower of my stuff and it is greatly appreciated. The hard versions of my boy / girl stuff will be out soonish - well when I can find a decent distributor.
As always - rock on!
the fact that the cast list isn't on the BGAFD database doesn't mean there aren't any Brits involved. It just means I've been too lazy to send the nice moderators any info on the series.
The girls involved in Cuntry Humpkins are - McKenzie Lee, Keira, Donna Marie, Suzy Best and another Suzy (can't remember her last name or stage name at the moment). All Brits, the lot of them.
By the way Vila, I'm not having a pop, I know that you are a voracious follower of my stuff and it is greatly appreciated. The hard versions of my boy / girl stuff will be out soonish - well when I can find a decent distributor.
As always - rock on!
Big Jim
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Thanks BJ. Keep us posted re the h/c versions - I haven't seen any of your b/g stuff yet. You were still a dedicated girl/girl man when I lost TVX in the OnDigital collapse.
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That's amazingly honest of you to say 'softcore craply shot' Big Jim.
I may or may not have seen any of your stuff, but being fairly new to British Adult industry i don't know, and i have The Adult Channel/Playboy/Spice Extreme/Climax 3 package not TVX, but i find it hard to believe it's remotely as bad as some of our American imported junk we get now in Britain.
I may or may not have seen any of your stuff, but being fairly new to British Adult industry i don't know, and i have The Adult Channel/Playboy/Spice Extreme/Climax 3 package not TVX, but i find it hard to believe it's remotely as bad as some of our American imported junk we get now in Britain.
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I watched Ep 2 of the h/c version of Naughty by Nature last night.
Girls (Sarah Wright and, I think, Freya Lee): excellent (not a drop of silicone in sight); Content: excellent; Lighting: excellent; Camera: excellent; all as one would expect.
However . . . a few minutes in, Freya is heard to say "Oh, you taste really good," (or something similar) while her lips are locked firmly over Sarah's clit!!! This glaring gaff wrecks the atmosphere of the piece just as surely as any flashing green box. A ship and a ha'peth of tar come to mind . . .
Apart from that, another great series BJ - I'm looking forward to the remaining episodes.
Btw, can you put me out of my misery: is there, or is there not, a h/c version of Natasha Vale's Class Action episode?
Girls (Sarah Wright and, I think, Freya Lee): excellent (not a drop of silicone in sight); Content: excellent; Lighting: excellent; Camera: excellent; all as one would expect.
However . . . a few minutes in, Freya is heard to say "Oh, you taste really good," (or something similar) while her lips are locked firmly over Sarah's clit!!! This glaring gaff wrecks the atmosphere of the piece just as surely as any flashing green box. A ship and a ha'peth of tar come to mind . . .
Apart from that, another great series BJ - I'm looking forward to the remaining episodes.
Btw, can you put me out of my misery: is there, or is there not, a h/c version of Natasha Vale's Class Action episode?
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Howdy Plums,
If you have the Adult Channel, then you might have seen some of my stuff. I made the following series for TAC -
Banged Up
Class Action 1 & 2
Labia: Warrior Princess
Double O Heaven
Ally McSqueal
Extreme Dreams
Drunken Lesbo Sluts
Naughty By Nature
The Big Bang
Don't know if they are still showing my stuff, but if they are, you know what to look out for. As for me being honest about me fucking up a shoot, well what can I say, I've been in the business long enough to know that everything I shoot isn't the be all and end all of UK porn.
Have a good 'un
If you have the Adult Channel, then you might have seen some of my stuff. I made the following series for TAC -
Banged Up
Class Action 1 & 2
Labia: Warrior Princess
Double O Heaven
Ally McSqueal
Extreme Dreams
Drunken Lesbo Sluts
Naughty By Nature
The Big Bang
Don't know if they are still showing my stuff, but if they are, you know what to look out for. As for me being honest about me fucking up a shoot, well what can I say, I've been in the business long enough to know that everything I shoot isn't the be all and end all of UK porn.
Have a good 'un
Big Jim
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Hi Vila,
I'm afraid I will have to put you out of your misery with the Natasha Vale episodes, it was shot soft only. Actually, there were two Natasha Vale episodes in the first Class Action series because she is so good when it comes to the girl / girl stuff, I had to book her twice. (I think she is really into her girlies, but that is just rumour from me).
Thank you for the review of my work, it was very flattering. Freya's ventriloquism was amazing don't you think?
Cheers
I'm afraid I will have to put you out of your misery with the Natasha Vale episodes, it was shot soft only. Actually, there were two Natasha Vale episodes in the first Class Action series because she is so good when it comes to the girl / girl stuff, I had to book her twice. (I think she is really into her girlies, but that is just rumour from me).
Thank you for the review of my work, it was very flattering. Freya's ventriloquism was amazing don't you think?
Cheers
Big Jim