Alastairs fixation with nobs

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Ace
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Alastairs fixation with nobs

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Why is it every other post from 'Alastair_r2000'' has an enquiry about someones cock size? Is Alastair a lady or an 'uphill gardener'?

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tas
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Post by tas »

loooooool, i was wondering exactly the same thing.

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Jonboy
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Uphill gardner Me thinks

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Bigshow
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Post by Bigshow »

Every now and then someone strange turns up on the forum!

i would'nt be surprised if Alastair has dropped anchor in the brown sea or atleast packed a little fudge...
Holden MacGroyn
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Post by Holden MacGroyn »

Come on guy's.
This isn't really fair, even if I did notice it myself.
If he is into the guys, then so be it.
This might make him feel uncomfortable.

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

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Bob Singleton
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Post by Bob Singleton »

Ace wrote:

> Why is it every other post from 'Alastair_r2000'' has an
> enquiry about someones cock size? Is Alastair a lady or an
> 'uphill gardener'?
>
>

He is a lady.....with a lady's name, you know (apologies to David Walliams)

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steve56
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Post by steve56 »

isnt alistair a scottish name for a man?
Karina Currie
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Post by Karina Currie »

Hi everybody havn't posted for a while but just have to say im not sure if alastair is a woman as this person has emailed my partner quite a few times asking about his cock and wondering how lee, steve and tony are! well i cant speak for those guys but mine is very much taken so it will be handbags at dawn if s/he keeps emailing my man!
so if you do read this alastair keep your filthy paws of my big mans draws (not that i need to worry though :o)
luv n hugs to all
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Elizabeth
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Post by Elizabeth »

Come on, s/he's not a uphill gardener but more of a hiker, has a thing for back roads and dirt tracks!!!! LOL
alastair_r2000
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Post by alastair_r2000 »

Why ace are you a porn stud ? Do you have a big one ? X
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