Debbie Tomlins, I salute you

[chatterji]

Right, so a lot is written, and many a tissue expended, on those lovely matures Wendy T and Sara(h) B. All well and good, but to me Debbie Tomlins, especially with her short, spiked hair, is the uber mature. She makes my mouth dry with lust...unless I'm drooling.

She's a total, solid, down-dirty bitch, ( and I mean this as the highest compliment), who always delivers hungry performances, and has the sexiest eyes around. She's far and away my favourite mature performer, and yet seems so unsung in the industry. So I'm just doing a little singin'.

This brings me onto something that frequently baffles me, (apart from why Jordan has any kind of career). I often wonder why some girls get huge reputations based on very little but their looks. To me, performance is far more important, which is why American porn, and Private, rarely does it for me. The sterility of their performances leaves me cold. Other girls, who rock the screen with their high-octane jiggery-pokery, never seem to get the attention they deserve, and I think Debbie is one. I'm welling up now...or do I mean swelling up?

Anyway, all hail Debbie Tomlins. Someone give her the key to the City, or something, quick. It's annoying that her scenes pop up all over the place. I'd love a 'best of' or a dedicated website. Entrepeneurs take note. What a woman!

[one eyed jack]

Yes indeed.Debbie comes to mind as a very enthusiastic and dynamic performer. What brought the praise on though? She's been around a good five years now. Has she got something new in the pipe line? I havent heard anything about her in quite some time. I don't even know if she is still working. I do have more footage including her very first appearance/ performance on video ever to come out and that was a story in itself....

[chatterji]

No special event, more's the pity. I was just slobbed out this morning, with an A-bomb hangover, and deviant Debs floated into my half a brain. Just had to share the love...something she'll probably never, ever say to me, alas. Why is life so damnably cruel?

Any chance you'll be sticking that footage of her online at any point? You'd have one punter here, for starters, and I'd be prepared to walk up and down Oxford Street wearing a sandwich board, to advertise the unseen stuff. (Makes a change from the 'Golf Sale' sign I usually wear).

By the way, cheers for all the topnotch wank fodder, and for being a general nice-guy presence around the industry. Kudos to you.

[one eyed jack]

It'll all be online at www.onemanbanned.tv at some point. Just keep an eye on the updates...I have so much stuff to get through. It will all be worth the wait though