who are the best producers in the uk

[JemStone]

Ive always wanted to know this because often i see movies filmed in some of putting places which makes me as a young new woman to this buisness think twice... ur answers should be in terms of

trustworthyness [not trying it on with the models]
cleanliness [ nice exotic locations]
quality ect

let me here ur views im sure u can teach me a thing or 2 on this matter

[one eyed jack]

You're better off with the high end companies like Harmony, Viv Thomas and Private but then on the other hand, not to sound condescending...It also depends on what you look like and what you are willing to do. I could say me. I don't try it on with the models but then I shoot in very real locations as opposed to studios etc but then you can't assume too much, even these companies shoot in grotty locations depending on their scenarios...Take a look at my sites and see what yiou think.

[nachovx]

If you want trustworthy/cleanliness/quality stick to catwalks, underwear and artistic nude photography. Modelling isn't porn and porn isn't modelling, except on the fringes where the two worlds collide. You can be a model or you can be a porn star, but rarely both.

[Officer Dibble]

"You can be a model or you can be a porn star, but rarely both."

Misty McCaine? Sarah Young? Louise? Gilly? Stacy? Charmeine? etc, etc. Yes, I know it may be hard to believe, but once upon a time there were such exotic creatures roaming the porno landscape. Scientists know this because they can still, occasionally, find their images within the pages of ancient magazines.

History teaches us that Brit porn does not have to be naff, downmarket and chavy.


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[Officer Dibble]

"Hopefully this type of sleazy crap went out with the dinosaur photographers/producers of the 80s."


I fear not.


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[Officer Dibble]

"i see movies filmed in some of putting places which makes me as a young new woman to this buisness think twice."

You sound like you've got your head screwed on right, girl.


"cleanliness [ nice exotic locations]
quality ect"

I regret that those stipulations are not synonymous with Brit porn nowadays and if you enter into that world you are much more likely to find yourself in a council maisonette in Dagenham, or a wanky Travelodge on the A12, than at the Sheraton on Waikiki Beach. Another thing to bear in mind is that if you did agree to be shot in a naff, low rent location, it would adversely affect 'your stock price' because in the unconscious minds of punters and producers alike, it be like - sleazy, industrial strength action, low budget production, low rent location = low rent girl. They'd use you once and cast you aside, because if you're not super glamorous and desirable in the modern porno world, you are only 'meat', and once meat has passed its sell by date it is usually cast out.

You can still have a very lucrative and glamorous career in adult entertainment without having to lower your standards - like Kellemarie and Adele, a couple of models I use from time to time. They only flirt with hardcore, they take the attitude that they are far to good to be seen being shagged by chavy chaps in maisonettes, but they are still in constant demand by the most celebrated adult photographers and videographers around the world. They do have a glamorous jet set life style, nice hotels, exotic beaches - last time I heard from Kellemarie, a few weeks ago, she was touring Oz and New Zealand (Hey, I was going to alert you Deuce, but I was that busy with Crimbo ?n? stuff).

Anyhow, hope this helps.


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[SimonD]

ah I see, I need to get myself a big posh house with a beach to be a good producer then - thanks for the tip!

Lucky I find enough models with lower standards - phew!

I'm not looking to get into a slanging match but I put a lot of effort into my work and that narrow minded opinion offended me.

[andy ide]

Yeah, Simon. I did a shoot in a derelict power station in the late summer with Pascal and Rachel S, who you know well. We had a thousand and one rooms to choose from -- all delapidated -- but my favourite was a men's toilets with a tree coming through the window and a dead bird in the basin (which I only realised was there later on when I noticed it under my nose). Totally manky but wonderfully visual. I asked both of them if they were okay doing the first half of the scene in there. They looked at me with surprise and said it was fucking brilliant.

I understand where JemStone is coming from but it's not black and white. Indeed thank God it's not. Give me character anyday over Waikiki beach.

[one eyed jack]

Classy birds!? Classy locations!? Scuse me I want a wank not a fucking coffee table magazine!

"I want it, dirty! filfy! Nasty!!!!...And I don't want to hear anything about tea!!!- Michael Caine berating Bob Hoskins from "Mona Lisa"