Debate - I lost :-(

[Wendy]

Sorry people, I lost the 'Pornography is a Victimless Phenomenon' debate at the National University of Ireland but thanks for all your contributions.

The debate took place in an auditorium full of theology students
in the hub if Irish Catholicism (as I was told when I got there!) so I suppose I was never on to a winner. Still, everyone was really nice, I had a great time and I signed loads of autographs in the student's union. If you'd like a copy of my speech just e-mail me and I'll send you a copy.

Wendy XXX

PS They airbrushed out my nipples on the publicity poster. Cheek!

[Callipygea]

Wendy wrote: ".........PS They airbrushed out my nipples on the publicity poster. Cheek!".

Sue them, Wendy. A few years ago some prudish rag published a photo of a prize bull, and thought fit to airbrush out its "bullhood". The owner sued, and won. A ball without balls is not a bull at all, to paraphrase M'Lud in Karsales Harrow versus Wallace. In that case it was a car without wheels, but a bollockless bull and a nippleless porn star are surely in the same category.

Anyway, sorry you lost. Not much hope for Ireland if the victors were its youngest and brightest.

[TM Video]

Wendy,

I am sorry I was unable to attend this debate with you as last time. However, I hear you and my assistant got on quite well as she is still speaking of it. In fact she mention a student who reminded her of a young Ron Jeremy (mainly as he was way hairy!!) who took care of you both. I'm sure Ireland has recovered from the two tipsy ladies who frequented the student union bar!! Well, maybe NOT!!

Until next time!!

[Callipygea]

I meant, of course, a BULL without balls...

[Terry may]

A great shame but i'm sure all the students enjoyed watching you mass debate!!!

[Ben Dover]

Never mind Wendy. You should have justed squirted over them, that might have done the trick! I'm doing Oxford on 15th Nov, as part of their 'Minorities week' whatever that might be.