Natalie Heck in horse-riding accident!

[John Mason]

I'll pass on everyone's best wishes and you can be sure the other girls will all look after her.
My own personal philosophy on horses is as follows: Dangerous at both ends, uncomfortable in the middle and too 'tangy' to make a decent burger!

[Bodi]

Yeah and it f**cking hurts when you get kicked in the ribs and elbow by them as i did when i was younger.

[Mark81]

Get well soon Natalie hope your not in too much pain

xxx

[Will Hagen]

Thought I'd offer this to cheer Natalie up ....


A trainer notices that at the end of every training session one particular jockey always dismounts and goes to the rear of the horse, lifts its tail and kisses it on the arsehole. After witnessing this for a tenth time the trainer is compelled to ask the jockey what it is all about.

"Is it for luck ?" asks the trainer

"No, I've got chapped lips" says the jockey

"Does kissing the horses arsehole cure chapped lips ?" asks the trainer

"No, but it stops me licking my lips and making it worse" says the jockey.


SORRY - I'll get my coat

[Porn crackers]

Nowhere near as painfull as Natalie's accident, but have you ever had a horse stand on your foot..... and no matter how hard you push they won't get off.

I wish Natalie a quick recovery.

PC

[myson]

Why Will, that's a good one

Myson