"I buy a lot of erotic mags, videos and DVDs, so I reckon I have a pretty good idea of what constitutes extreme pornography. Generally speaking, it's anything over about ?20" Spud, van driver
"My husband used to like me to dress up in sexy underwear like the models wore in Razzle magazine, which he used to buy each month. I didn't mind that, but recently he's been travelling to Amsterdam and buying more extreme pornography. These days I often find myself having to get dressed up as a pig, a great dane or an oven-ready chicken." Mrs Boldmoney, schoolteacher.
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