British Bukkake ????

[paul]

me and my brother will do it

[Raven]

perhaps you could go for some record such as "most cum swalled" (I don't that the Guiness people will want to attend though).

[johnEuk]

Interesting discussion in a bazaar sort of way.

As Ben points out, getting hard UK pricks is a perennial problem - don?t know why, because 50mg of Viagra and Bob?s Your Uncle. The problem is that IMO they mostly LOOK such pricks! Oh well?

Sarah Read has volunteered for "a face full of muck" - Game Girl. I have to admit to some unease at watching Bukkake - every vid/clip/still I?ve seen of it leaves me feeling that the lady was unconvincingly Acting Delighted. Mind you, that applies to a lot of facial money-shots IMO. The real cumaholics get it in their mouth no matter what - God bless ?em!

[Pete Riapus]

Assuming the gorgeous Nadia Nyce can't be tempted out of retirement, then my vote goes to cum-gobbler Hayley Mills.

Whilst I enjoy pretty girl's faces bathed in cum as much as the next, there is something - ahem - noticeable IMHO about a group of guys who are keen to jack off together en masse.

Well, whatever floats your boat!

[Ben Dover]

Well well Sarah, what a coincidence!! It's funny how your name came straight into my mind as soon as this subject came up. Right everybody calm down a minute and listen to your old uncle Ben. For starters I don't remember saying I didn't like Bukkake, I find it strangely compelling actually. Frankly the thought of seeing Sarah's beautiful face covered in jizz could almost be a religious experience. Incidentally has the world gone mad?; Why this fucking unbelievably gorgeous horny leggy minx isn't under contract to one of the big companies or at least got her own series I just don't know. If her and Rebekah did a line together... fuck I'd buy it. In fact no, I'd have to shoot it. Hang on, no again, someone else can shoot it and I'll just stand around dribbling! I wouldn't think there's many guys who could stand having them both fucking you into submission. These two girls are the best, and all these lipstick lesbian ["Ooh I'm a presenter so I don't do it with boys but I still call myself a porn star"] namby pamby fence painting 'pashmina porn' pretenders [you know who you are girls!] should be told. Anyway back to this bukkake thing. Just think of the logistics; Problem 1: You need 50 guys who can all wank and come one after the other. 2. They would all [just for the avoidance of doubt as my lawyer the redoubtable Henri says] have to come to London the day before and get tested. There are only 2 clinics and they wouldn't be able to do that big a job I'm sure. 3. They must all wank 3 days before the shoot, and then avoid any strong food, [curries etc] and drink lots of orange juice and eat 3 or 4 sticks of celery a day. I'm not joking, trust me - I'm a pornographer. 4. At least 4 other girls would be needed for 'blow job duty' 5. Security wise, whaere does everyone put their stuff while the shoot's going on? 6. Guaranteed some guys will forget their test, even if the clinics could cope. 7. Controversial one this. Some guys will be, how can I put this... quite exceptionally unnatractive, not just ordinary looking, but basically gross, and will probably not like being told so and then asked to leave! 8. There will need to be shower facilities for all these people just before the start of the shoot. 9. There needs to be 2 main girls so they can lick each other's faces while waiting for the next cumblast. 10. There would need to be 3 or 4 cameras shooting simult.. simalun...sitlum... er, at the same time. These are just some of the immediate things that spring to mind. I'm sure there are many more. How much would all this cost would be one. I'd only be able to sell it in the UK because VCA are not willing to put that kind of material out. Anyone out there still want to organise it? Call me cynical, but hey I've been doing this for 20 years - I think I've earned the right to be cynical. One post said something like "come on guys, we don't need Ben" Fine, I'll just look forward to all the posts about what a fuck up it was. It'a fab idea, but let's just all put our cocks away and think first ok?

[Ben Dover]

Unfortunately Nadia only does boy/girl shoots for everyone else except me. She wouldn't even do a girl/girl scene for me. I did an 18 cert tape called Posh Birds a while back now, and the company really wanted her because at the time she looked like Posh Spice. We offered her a lot of money too. It's a funny old game porn!

[alec]

And since then I've seen Nici Sterling in Gang Bang Girl 21

[alec]

Are you mistaking Roger T. Pipe for Patrick Riley? Roger Pipe has been known to review Ben Dover films favourably.

[Rimbaud]

Ben - that is without doubt one of the best posts I've ever read - especially 'trust me, I'm a pornographer' - but, HIV testing issues aside, I'm sure the American Bukkake people don't go to all those lengths. They don't have fluffers for starters. And they only use one camera. And, all the blokes - I mean all - are ugly as fuck. You don't even see the blokes on camera. Presumably the only onbes rejected are those who are so ugly that even a downright minx with her face already submerged with jism would refuse their load.

[Rimbaud]

I will jack off in anyone's company (except marcus allen) if the target is Sarah's face...