Hose Pipe Ban could ruin British Porn

[Mrme]

Hose pipe (penis) get it...........!thumbsdown!!boring!!tumbleweed!!confused!

ooohhh nasty that was my atempt at comedy, i'll just go and hide in a cave for a while and think about what i have just done !whistle!

[Red vee]

If the gardens are looking dry get Wendy Taylor to do some outdoor WS scenes. A dirty girl on-screen and an angel off-screen.