Attention BOB & bob

[BIG BOB]

Hi

I was loathe to write in after the highly comical ribbing that "Chuckster" received to his slight rant, but this might clear any confusion.

I've been on this forum for a long time now, originally using my name "Bob" to sign off. Then another "Bob" turned up, so I changed my name to "BOB" to keep a difference. Then someone else started using "BOB" so I changed again to "BIG BOB" (are you with me so far children) and things were OK for a while, unfortunately we now have a "bob" & "BOB" using the forum (all this bobbing up and down is making me seasick).

So to put it simply would you two kindly fuck off and leave my name alone.

And anyway "BOB" I love Chanta more than you do, so there.

BIG BOB
(the one and only, the original)

[~The Artist etc.]

Can you not change to "The Original".That should screw them up
or better still Mr.Tenpence?

[~The Artist etc.]

Only a joke Sir....You have my sympathy.Surely patents
can be taken out(Or the Fake Bob, BOB,and anyone else
that way inclined).

[Little Bob]

You forgot to mention me BIGBOB. Personaly I wish you all go away your all about as funny as Bob Carolgees.

[David St Hubbins]

Know how you feel mate. I was first in The Creatures and Nigel was in Lovely Lads, and then we became The Originals but we had to change our name cos there was another group in the East End called The Originals and we had to rename ourselves The New Originals, only they changed their name back to The Regulars and we thought well, we could go back to The Originals but what's the point, so we became The Thamesmen. Follow me?

BTW Derek's not only a great fan of this forum, he also had a walk-on part in a very early Ben Dover (non-participant). Not a lot of people know that!

David St Hubbins

(formerly of Spinal Tap, now of the "Adult Mag Exchange, Kingston")

PS Despite what Nigel says, Janine never did any b/g HC, just some nice artful nudes in a big floppy hat (Mayfair 1973)

[JHseeker]

"They were still boo-ing him when we were on"..... has to be one of the best lines in any film ever. (I can see lots of people scratching their heads and rightly so since it's way off topic but as the funniest film of all time it has to be said.

To try and bring it back on topic, since Ben Dover is obviously a rocker (Steve Perry Pseudonym stolen from vocalist of Pomp rockers Journey) does Spinal Tap rate highly in his non-adult film list?

BTW Extra footage disc on DVD is great. Usually they are crap but adds another few dimensions to the tale.

[Ali G]

Remember the special amp ?
" Yeah but this to goes to 11" !!

[BIG BOB]

OK SO YOU ALL THINK I AM A NUT. WELL, YOU ARE ALL RIGHT
BIG BOB er bob err Bob......cont on page 94

[Nigel Tufnell]

Gimme Some Money