Has Teresa May ever

[Rimbaud]

So what, though? When I get to the Pearly Gates, I doubt St Pete is gonna say to me: 'Hey, John, looks like you led a good life. You were nice to women, children, and animals, dint hurt nobody, looked after your ma and pa in their old age and gave to charity. Looks like you're ideal...oh hang on, what's this? "Made Teresa May joke after some random internet goat said they were soooooooo last season..." get your Nomex on son, you're gonna burn.'

[Matt]

I'd imagine St Pete is more likely to say....

"Aaaah, Mr Rimbaud. Welcome. The Lord has been waiting for you. He is especially anxious to meet you. Now, let's turn a blind eye to all those hours you wasted on the internet when you could have been out helping people and doing some real good. His Majesty requests an audience with you..." ... and as you enter the throneroom, awed by the angels and dazzled by the gloroius shining face of Christ, God turns to you and says.... "Now, I wonder if you could let me know... did you ever find out if Teresa May ever.... "

[Rimbaud]

LMAO!

That's restored the good humour - good on yer Matt.