Crackheads in Romford 2

[Layla~Jade]

I read the posts on this subject with great interest, however one thing that I would like to say is that this is one UK girl that CAN act.
Recently I read for the lead in a half a million dollar feature film.
One of the biggest budget features in porn ever to be made.
The guy wanted me for the lead but unfortunately due to my traveling dates and the fact that his schedule changed,and I was already booked solid on the new dates, I couldn't do it.
I have also starred in Several features for Sin city amongst others since I have been over here.
My point ?
If anyone does ever need a porn chick that can act for a feature in the UK then I'm your lady.
And I won't charge you half a million bucks
Lots Of Love
Lay
xxx

[Robbie D]

Well that?s got to be a bit of a disappointment, missing out on such a massive payday.
But You see if you are getting those kind of offers the next step up seems to be usually going in to 'serious' filmmaking. ?serious', you know that?s what they like to call films with no sex,i.e not porno.
This is by no means a accusation that I?m comparing our own Miss Jade to some other top ranking crossover star, because I?m sure you are sick of all that shit all ready. But at the same time you have got to say that no one would turn down fame fortune like that.
Anyhow we have always known She has more character and charisma than most female stars out there (that?s why they love her in the states).
Layla Jade kicks much ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yourmamma]

Layla, I've seen you perform. I've spoken to you on the phone. You're a lovely girl, but I can't see Vivid et al hiring someone with an accent thicker than the Devon Custard her home county produces to play Vivien Leigh's daughter in a porno sequel to Gone With The Wind. Ooh-argh. And you don't know who I am. Neh, neh.

[Tully]

Layla's 15 minutes can be seen at the ICA in a couple of weeks (18th of November, I think) when Add N to X's video will be screened.

[Yourmamma]

Let's just wait for the queues of eager models desperate to join her to build up outside petro-chemical plants the length and breadth of the country...

[Robbie D]

eh?

[Yourmamma]

ICA... ICI. Models. Think about it.

[Tenacious D (robbie D no more)]

oh I see , very sharp.

[Layla~Jade]

What accent ?
You clearly have no idea what you are talking about or you have problems with your ears, as I do not have a Devonian accent.
How could I when I wasn't even in Devon for the majority of my childhood which is one of the reasons why.
Don't think that I would be booked by Vivid to do a feature film ?
Well then why don't you call them and ask them or perhaps Scott Justice or Guy at Sin city.
Or why not Cash Markmen ?
All of the above who know me and have used me for their stuff...
After all you clearly know so much more about my capabilities then they do... Really you should correct them on the errors of their ways.
With an accent as terrible as you say mine is then why did they book me ?
Lay
x

[Devon Cream (yummy!)]

Carefull everyone. Run for cover!! Laylas about to blow a fuse again.
Its a well known fact that people from Devon do not like their funny accents spoken about by us outsiders in the civilised world.
By the way Layla. Do people in Devon still point when they see an aeroplane? I gather they even have electricity now in some parts of Devon.