chatup lines
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Dr diddler
chatup lines
when i was a young whippersnapper (nurse wheres my zimmerframe?) i propositioned a young lady by telling her i wanted to take her home and masturbate all over her-and i pulled (no pun intended). what chat lines work for you forum chaps?
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Wally Winka
Re: chatup lines
Dr Diddler, so now we know why you were struck off, you old perv. Here's a tale I heard on the subject:
A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him, "You've got to stop masturbating!"
"Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?"
"No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room!"
A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him, "You've got to stop masturbating!"
"Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?"
"No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room!"