Phil McC on TV.

[Ben Dover]

Good to see success hasn't gone to his clothes!

[Mr Magoo]

Where on earth did you get those skin tight lycra leggings which you wear in some of your scenes? Were they a present from John Stagliano? I was really enjoying the scene with Melanie and then caught site of you in a mirror wearing them and I was immeadiatly forced to fast forward the tape!
BTW what do you think about my idea for a Ben Dover British Gang Bang extravaganza which I posted yesterday in reply to your bukkake post?

[Phil McC]

Shoosh I am hiding from the fashion police, anyway I not as rich as you Ben, you can afford a volume control on yours(even if it is on loud all the time).
Phil McC
Apointed dresser to Stevie Wonder

[Tenacious D]

I all so remember that little lycra number. Im not sure the 'Gang bang ' idea would really fit into the Ben Dover kind of concept. Apart from thinking up some strange sernario like going to a all girls schools . So he can take on the entire school, teachers and the caretaker (some old geezer who was in the army and has got one eye and one leg. Thats the guy who ends up blowing Ben. He he he)

[Mr Magoo]

By the way Ben I have the rights to that name and concept. But I would gladly hand them over to my uncle ben if he would invite me to watch one of his shoots. Ben do you get most of your girls from Paramount? If so then Michael is one hell of a guy. I have never found a bad scene in any of your films. Thats enough arse licking for now. God bless the english porno scene. And I have resisted the temptation to make a tired joke about Orville. But how is the cute little fella?

[Mr Magoo]

Sorry Lindsay, I had a few drinks before posting the ill advised Orville comment. You are the king of uk porn! Strange how DS (poison dwarf) still has a hold on the UK market. When I win the lottery I will finance your fight against the police who think squirting/pissing is criminal. Apparently parties at Scotland Yard and West End Central would not be the same without a Ben Dover film! Keep submitting the pee scenes and you can change the law.
Keep up the good work. We all love you and your work.