Porn anoraks: questionairre

[Wally "Trainspotter" Wanka]

OK, so it's pretty clear that we're a bunch of trainspotters at heart. I mean, when I was a teenager I used to list the number of cunts to be seen in each porn mag. Obsessive or what? Blokes are weird, aren't they....in an age of online porn the urge to "collect" & order is essentially no different. Thus I list my porn into folders according to the woman's name, thereby getting a rough indication of each one's relative popularity (with me!).

And that's what occurred to me: instead of asking who has the most images of any one pornstar (we'd soon have the "2 million Jenna" claims), but a percentage comparison!! In my case, it worked out like this:

tiffany walker 33.6%
solange hop 14%
tera patrick 9%
bo saint 8.3%
christy canyon 7.3%
amanda dawkins 5.6%
anita blond 3.6%
jasmine st clair 3%
nadia nyce 2.9%
traci lords 2.7%
raylene 2.6%
dee baker 2.6%
jo guest 2.4%
rebecca lord 2.3%

[results checked & validated by Gallup]

So Miss Walker a clear winner there, the little minx, and quite a few other Brits in there too (if we get to count Solange)

So come on, thermos flasks & parkas at the ready chaps: what's your score?

[Mr Calculator]

And what happened to the 0.1% thats missing?

Or do we make it out as Miss Another

He he he

[Wally Wanka]

Yup, they're all lumped together in Various. Top marks to that chap!

[taff]

i'm frightened!

cunt counts! do you have a job?

[taff]

0.1% was that a miss cunt (think about iittt)

[Mr Calculator]

Yes he is cuntrywide inspector on a coach company

[Wally Wanka]

Ah, cunt-counting was a teenage pastime (over 20 years ago). Now I'm gainfully employed compiling lists like the one above.

Of course I'm in an institution, like 75% of the posters here. Oh hello nurse, didn't see you there...no, this isn't a pornographic website, just a nice forum for trainspotters. Um, can I have a quick look up your skirt before you put me back in my room?

[marcus allen]

And long may you reign(I think that's the right word)

[Rimbaud]

Jo Guest occupies by far the biggest individual section of my hard drive. In hardcore terms, it's rocki roads. The only big fake titter I endorse.

[Mr Calculator]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH matron, now where was my calculator. I just have to do a quick check on how many hairs on my head again as I lost count reading your posts.



As you can see I too am in the same institution (on ward B1) as yourself!!!!

Just one question, did you count how many were shaven, partly shaven or as mother nature intended?