Great Porn Stories, Myths and Legends

[nathaniel average]

I think I'm like most people who love reading the hilarious or outrageous stories about sportstars and filmstars when they release their life stories, and as there aren't any books about the Britsh porn scene there must be hundreds of tales of on-set pranks, once in a lifetime moments, myths and legends of the porn industry finally revealed that we are never going to hear about.

Does anybody have any stories that they wish to share.

I would love to hear any stories that Marino or One Eyed Jack are able to tell as whenever I'm watching them there always seems to be a great camaraderie amongst everybody that I think to myself, Man they must have some stories to tell.

[Snow Patrol]

What Newspaper do you work for Nathaniel ?

[nathaniel average]

Ouch! Not quite the response I was hoping for although I completely understand.
I'm just a fan who is genuinely interested in what goes on behind the scenes.

[Snow Patrol]

OK, sorry if I seem to be Mr Cynical...
Over to OEJ etc, to see if they wanna share
I'll step back

[one eyed jack]

One only has to read my shoot journals on Real Couples to see what is going on in my life. The highs and lows etc...Have you got anything in mind you want to ask. I'm a veteran of some 700 shoots now so you'd have to be specific. What would you like to know?

[nathaniel average]

I suppose what I'd love to know is looking back, what moments never fail to raise a smile.
Who are the performers you like to work with, who as well as delivering the goods have a great sense of humour and make the job even more enjoyable.
I know it's not exaclty original to pitch up here and ask eerybody to tell us a story but I'm really interested in the great and the good in this industry.
I'd like to apologise if my original post offended anybody who thought I might be somebody looking to 'tuck you all up' by exposing all your secrets etc. I'm just naturally inquisitive.

[Ned]

The story Marino told about the US porn star with the sponge up her that stank like septic tank will take some beating.

He should write a book. There are publishers, like Blake Publishing, who will take on unusual biography material. If they can publish the memoirs of a slightly below average footballer like Perry Groves, surely Britain's Premiership Cocksman will be of interest?

[nathaniel average]

I agree 100%.
You can't go into a bookshop these days without seeing shelves and shelves of books about so-called hard men and wannabe gangsters who's claims to fame are quite ludicrous and very hard to back up. I'd love to be read a book from true 'Hard Men' ( excuse the pun ) like Marino or Ben Dover.
I remember in the one of the early issues of Loaded there was a feature on Ben Dover and an accompanying interview where I'm sure it was mentioned that Ben had once got into a scrap with Rod Stewart at a famous London nightclub. Can anybody confirm if this is indeed true?

[Jonone]

It was said that Rod and Britt Ekland used to book into hotels as 'Mr and Mrs Cockforth' and that during a period of singledom the Stewart residence was known among his friends as 'Spunk Towers'.
Perhaps Ben accused Rod of being a 'wannabe' and the spat ensued from there !grin!