someone please make this girl do porn!

[morrissey]

it'd be a crime not to see her do something with those huge tits!

[Sam Slater]

That's not nice. She's better looking than quite a few pornstars I can mention.

Savanna Heck and Natalie Gold are two.

[fudgeflaps]

I thought you were gay, but good to see you here- you're actually one of my heroes you miserable old sod!!

So, are you gonna reform The Smiths and headline a few festivals? You still kick the arse off most of the current wave of musical talent and I would love to see you all perform again.

Johnny Marr- what a c*nt, eh, walking out on you like that!! Then the acrimonious court proceedings in the 90s- i take it you're not that skint now?

This charming man is all depressed, heaven knows I'm miserable now, that's because bigmouth strikes again with superrandy2, handsome devil that he is, causing bother- anyway, what difference does it make?! Do you know a good electrician? See, in my house there's a light that never goes out- it's a pain, but I won't panic, just thought I'd Ask- it's getting to me and I'm still ill. Best change lightbulbs with hand in glove anyways, don't want an electric shock!! Enjoy the site, even if some girls are bigger than others.

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before, folks!! !wink!

!laugh!

[colonel]

What a video!

[fudgeflaps]

!laugh!

[Whicker]

Ok, now this is really spooky. Early I was looking at the video of "There is a light that never goes out" and its really homoerotic! But I'm not even a Smiths fan- anyway, how weird the same topic is in this thread.



Now- ON topic- who is the lady in the picture? Am I being thcik, or missing a private joke?