i must stop looking at girls

[chrisdebag]

i am in severe need of help methinks. i am totally in love and besotted by wendy chanta layla and jessie. i am even beginning to develop a soft spot for mr dovers jokes. help what is happening to me. i am behaving worse than a high court judge.

and now when my illness is under control i get violet jumping about on my tv and mr joe kings pics. help please

[marcuallen]

Try a large bottle of scotch. It has ben known to cure all ills.
Failing that-or even in conjuction-have a wank over your favourites-VIOLET( GRR....). As for High Court Judges(in general)
they wear ladies underwear-helps them understand human nature-I'm told

[magoo]

Laughing at Bens jokes?! You do need help! Actually I must admit I find Ben amusing so I will see you at the special hospital unit set up for insane porn-fans. Reserve me a decent padded room so I can bounce of the walls while gibbering about the porn films I have seen and reciting Bens jokes until a nurse comes in to sedate me.

[siobahn]

I agree about the Scotch

Sometimes it seems to be more about making it with Frank and Nanci!!!

but about about the underwear well Chanta was never less than a delight but let us never forgrt the adage less is more

Mea Culpa

[jj]

Please don't mention nurses again, or several of us will need the liquid cosh.......

[porn baron]

you really are ill if you are falling in love with layla. i recommend a very long stay in your local psychiatric ward. the girls is "well words fail me" but not good very badly damaged looks figure and personality or the lack of.

do your self a favour wake up