"Sex should last 7-13 minutes"

[Layla 962]

I still think banana's give the best taste to sperm also great to play with from experiance x Red Wine is a deffinate no no.

And sex should last as long as you can go, unless just what u got time for.

x Layla x

[jj]

Reg's Glad [me Auntie, the ugly one] favoured the use of cocoa-butter
[it was still Rationing back then, see] as a lubricant, as it was the
same colour....well, I'm sure you get the picture.

Auntie Glad was a wise woman.
Very ugly, but very wise.

[jj]

...and what she couldn't do with a couple of cabbages wasn't worth
knowing.

Amazing woman.
And amazingly ugly.