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marino
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Dear Old Ben
Of course you should retire. you are so old you fart dust. Not only should you retire, but you should take on your oldest and best mate super mario under the ben dover label, I hear he is doing fantastc things, and is a bloody nice bloke. In fact I heard that he is quite prpared to look after you in your old age, and wheel you around shopping centres so you can still lech after young girls.
If of course you are going to carry on shooting, gissa job.
Of course you should retire. you are so old you fart dust. Not only should you retire, but you should take on your oldest and best mate super mario under the ben dover label, I hear he is doing fantastc things, and is a bloody nice bloke. In fact I heard that he is quite prpared to look after you in your old age, and wheel you around shopping centres so you can still lech after young girls.
If of course you are going to carry on shooting, gissa job.
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wayne
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i hope that your still going to be about for a while yet although if you ever where to pass on the vid cam and came a hazy style mentor (Obi Wan Kenobi) then your old partner in crime super mario should get the job.
Have you ever thought of writing a auto biography?. as your life has been rather intresting..It would make a hell of a film, a proper one without shagging! although a porn life story would be great and I should imagine done in your usual humourous way!!
When are you going to be on This is your life?
wayne.
Have you ever thought of writing a auto biography?. as your life has been rather intresting..It would make a hell of a film, a proper one without shagging! although a porn life story would be great and I should imagine done in your usual humourous way!!
When are you going to be on This is your life?
wayne.
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marino
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I would like to say thank you for the word s of support. And to add I have had some of my life changing memories with Ben both on and off set.He has professionally put his neck on the line and insisted that I have the lead in some big budget movies, where many have not had the faith in British studs we have been side by side through thick and thin, it has been an honour to work alongside him and receive the free education from a great tutor,and may I say a really funny man . I would also like to add that I for the last ten years have had the pleasure of seeing Linzi Drew naked at least once a year, now that,s a perk. I hope he does not retire as he does let me knob all his best chicks.
p.s. We get to go to all the coolest parties in Las Vegas at the AVN and last year were treated to a personal one song tribute from none other then Mr James Brown. So come on Ben don't tell me a rock n roll sex junkie is ready to quit on me now.
p.s. We get to go to all the coolest parties in Las Vegas at the AVN and last year were treated to a personal one song tribute from none other then Mr James Brown. So come on Ben don't tell me a rock n roll sex junkie is ready to quit on me now.
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David Spenser
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Ha! Marino. Blimey, last time you were in the Galaxy studio, you were with Nella, I think. Long time no see. At least you've still got your hair!
When are you going to hang up your jock strap? Surely the BBC2 gig means a career on post-Newsnight arts and current affairs chat shows can't be too far off?!
I'm looking forward to reviewing some of your stuff in the mags to see if your chat's as cheesy as Ben's!
When are you going to hang up your jock strap? Surely the BBC2 gig means a career on post-Newsnight arts and current affairs chat shows can't be too far off?!
I'm looking forward to reviewing some of your stuff in the mags to see if your chat's as cheesy as Ben's!
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Darren
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Now there's a thought. This is you life! I would love to see that show. It would have to be at least an hour long and that's after the editing!
Can you imagine all the expletives and the censored black lines for home viewing? It would be not only the most memorable T.I.Y.L ever, but also the most ground breaking too.
Still, the Ben Dover magic would pervail, as it has done. When would they catch him to hand him the book? Just as some young Philly is playing on the pink oboe? Or maybe as he's filming Marino as he's doubling up with some other bloke with his also famous striped vest? It would be something worth writing to Mr Aspel about. I might do that just to see what the reply would be.
Anyway Mr Dover, if you were ever in doubt before, you have your answer in spades in this thread alone.
It's up to you who you pass the baton to now and boy do they have a rep to hold with it.
Can you imagine all the expletives and the censored black lines for home viewing? It would be not only the most memorable T.I.Y.L ever, but also the most ground breaking too.
Still, the Ben Dover magic would pervail, as it has done. When would they catch him to hand him the book? Just as some young Philly is playing on the pink oboe? Or maybe as he's filming Marino as he's doubling up with some other bloke with his also famous striped vest? It would be something worth writing to Mr Aspel about. I might do that just to see what the reply would be.
Anyway Mr Dover, if you were ever in doubt before, you have your answer in spades in this thread alone.
It's up to you who you pass the baton to now and boy do they have a rep to hold with it.