O/T Violent arrest

[magoo]

Hi all, Just got back from being locked up! Nothing to do with porn or violence or anything. I asked the police why I was locked in a cell for hours and they said it was cos I "answered back" when chalenged by an officer. What a bunch of wankers!

[magoo]

Oh, and I should also add that the same cunts recked my mam & dads house looking for non-existent porn. Tossers.

[magoo]

Oh, Sorry. I should have mentioned they confiscated Every Holes A Goal (one eyed jack) because they believe it contradicts the OPA! What a bunch of tossers!

[magoo]

Sorry to keep posting but I am furious. The cunts left me handcuffed in a freezing cold van. Bastards! The cuffs were so tight that my hand is still hurting. Shitbags.

[magoo]

I pay those cunts wages in my ?700 per year council tax. Fucking useless cunts. The sergeant told me he was looking forward to watching "every holes a goal" before it was destroyed. He said he would run off a couple of copies for his mates. BASTARD CUNT BUBBLES. I hate the fascist twats.

[magoo]

Just read the paperwork and it seems I have been charged with obstructing a police officer and have to go to court. BASTARDS! Why cant they buy their own copy of YC films instead of nicking mine. I HOPE THEY HAVE A SHIT CHRISTMAS. I was asaulted by those cunts but if I had raised a hand against them I would be looking at 6 months in jail. Phil & Marcus will tell you. You cant fuckin win.

[cathy barry]

i think all hand cuffs should be fur lined ..
poor old magoo i told you not to do that with a turkey lol..

dont let it ruin your xmas email your adress and ill send you a vid 2 cheer you up
love cathy x
www.cathybarry.com
cathy@cathybarry.com

[magoo]

Thanks Cathy,
After spending so many hours in clink you seem even more lovely. I hope its you I am talking to and not Phil otherwise the pigs will be back to do me for being a homo ( I know it aint illegal but they always think of some charge)..
If you were a policewoman I would definately come (not quietly). Perhaps you would take down my particulars. I hate being treated like a criminal because I am not one. But I would definately become one if you would put your furry handcuffs on me and tell me not to be such a bad boy.
I think you are great Cathy,
Luv Ya xxx
Magoo

[Dibble]

A disturbing story Magoo. I thought we had put all this type of oppression bollocks behind us. Would you care to put it into context and outline the circumstances. Obviously, the old bill did not pick on you at random?

Dibble.

[cathy barry]

just on my way to post your tape magoo its a copy of tit fuck frenzy
i put u a couple of other things in to cheer u up
hope you like it merry xmas ..

xmas lunch is a no go magoo salty birds are not my cup of tea
love cathy xx