O/T Violent arrest

[magoo]

Quite drunk Joe but not aggressive. Just being a smart-arse which they hate. They cannot charge me with anything and they know it.

[Dean]

I hate salty birds as well ....... funny that

Dean

[magoo]

Dean wrote:> > I hate salty birds as well ....... funny that> > Dean


You should try albatross mate. Its lovely with a few chips.

[magoo]

I might ask her out when I go down to make a complaint and get my vid back! New Years Eve eh, plod hates to see people having fun. Can I just repeat that they are useless, skiving, dishonest, liars and huge dobs of rancid elephants spunk.

Sorry, I think they must have hit me on the head. I best go and have a sleep.

[cathy barry]

vid is on the way 4 fist class stamps posted in sainsburys
sorry the envolpe is a bit tatty it was the only one i had
let me know when you get it
love cathy xxx

[magoo]

Thanks Cathy. You are a star. I must admit I have never seen you in video action before only magazines and that TV documentary so I am looking forward to it. I will let you know when I get it. Probably be after Christmas. I think I will have to get off to Sainsburys myself in a while! Its not as busy as Asda.
Have a nice Christmas
magoo xx

[magoo]

Now that I have calmed down I have just realised where plod has shot himself in his flat foot. They were talking about charging me with importing obscene material but how can they when the vid was UK despatched. Ha, ha. They just saw the Amsterdam address and jumped the gun. Morons. I wonder if they will spot the words "uk despatch" on the intro. I bet that tape is getting a screening at the police club tonight. Apparently the obstruction charge relates to refusing to give them access to a cupboard. What a waste of taxpayers money.

[cathy barry]

good job they never looked in your fridge magoo..

and yes asda is far 2 busy i tried there yesterday
you might get the vid monday i hope but knowing the post sometime in the new year lol
love cathy xxx

[magoo]

They did look in the fridge but luckily possession of smoked bacon is not an offence (yet).

Cathy, my doctor has told me I must stop masturbating. He said it upsets the other people in the waiting room.:.)

Its snowed here all night. Fucking freezing. I bet Bristols nice and warm. I just love to say the word Bristols. I think I watched too much Benny Hill when I was a kid.

[Enzo]

Smoked bacon?
There?s a pig joke in there somewhere.