1st timer film script

[michael of Real Life Film Co]

FILM SCRIPT FOR SCREEN TEST

DON?T PANIC, BE YOURSELF, DO NOT ACT, JUST BE NATURAL


YOU HAVE BEEN RECRUITED BY AN EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT TO TRY TO SELL MILITARY GEAR TO THE MINISTER OF DEFENCE FOR AN ARAB COUNTRY.

THE MINISTER IS KNOWN TO BE HARD, RUTHLESS AND VERY SUSPICIOUS.
HE IS ALSO A PRINCE OF THE ROYAL FAMILY.

HE CAN NOT EXPOSE HIMSELF AND HE IS VERY VULNERABLE TO THE MEDIA.

YOU WALK INTO HIS OFFICE, GREET HIM AND EXPLAIN YOU HAVE COME TO SELL VARIOUS MILITARY EQUIPMENT.

HE REFUSES. YOU TRY TO BE VERY NICE AND SWEET TO HIM.

YOU OFFER HIM AN OUTING TO THE NIGHT CLUB. HE REFUSES.

YOU OFFER HIM A QUICK SEXUAL EXPERIENCE IN HIS OFFICE, BY TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM. HE REFUSES.

YOU ASK HIM FOR A DINNER OUT. HE REFUSES.

FINALLY HE ACCEPTS A PRIVATE DINNER IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM, WHERE YOU CAN DISCUSS FURTHER THE MILITARY SALE.

HE KNOCKS YOUR DOOR. YOU MAKE HIM FEEL CONFORTABLE.
OFFER SOME ALCOHOL DRINKS, HE REFUSES, BUT ACCEPTS A JUICE..

YOU ASK HIM IF HE WANTS TO TRY WITH TO EXPERIMENT THE QUALITY OF THE BED MATRESS ,HOW GOOD THE DOUBLE BED IS, BUT WITH YOU IN IT, AND THAT YOU ARE EXTREMLY HOT IN BED AND POWERFULL FIGURES LIKE HIM TURNS YOU ON.

HE REFUSES. THAN YOU START STRIP TEASE OF YOURSELF, VERY SLOWLY. ONCE TOTALLY NAKED YOU DO A VERY SEDUCTIVE TABLE AND LAP DANCE AND OFFER YOURSELF.

HE STILL REFUSES. THAN YOU WEAR BACK YOUR CLOTH.

THEN YOU OFFER HIM YOUR TRUE AND HONEST FRIENDSHIP.

AND THAT YOUTELL HIM THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIRED TO SELL MILITARY STUFF.

HE THEN STARTS TRUSTING YOU AND BECOMES MORE RELAXED.

THEN WHILE STILL IN THE ROOM, YOU OFFER HIM TO PLAY A GAME OF CARDS, WHERE WHOEVER HAS A HIGHER CARD, ONE OF HIS AND HER CLOTH PIECE OF CLOTH GOES DOWN, PIECE BY PIECE, BUTTON BY BUTTON, WHERE HE TAKES YOURS AND YOU TAKE HIS.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP HIM CHALLENGING, THAT HIS SCARED AND A CHICKEN, WHERE HE DENIES BEING THAT.

WHEN CLOTHING RUNS OUT, PUT EXERCISES OF MAKING HIM OR HER KISS HERE AND THERE.

THEN ONCE BOTH NAKED, YOU OFFER HIM A NICE OIL MASSAGE, WHERE YOU ARE BASICALLY ALL OVER HIM BODY TO BODY.

THEN YOU ASK HIM TO MASSAGE YOU.

OFFER HIM A HAND RELIED UNDER DUREX, BUT NO SEX.

THEN YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BATH, WHERE YOU BOTH SIT IN THE BATH AND START TALKING VERY FRIENDLY AND INTIMATELY.
YOU REMIND HIM AGAIN ABOUT MILITARY DEAL.
HE ACCEPTS TO THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU ARE NOW STARTING TO MELT HIM.

THEN YOU SOAP HIM IN THE SHOWER AND VICE VERSA, AND MUTUALLY SHOWER TOGETHER, WHERE HE KISSES YOUR BODY ALL OVER AND YOU HAND RELIEF HIM AGAIN IN DUREX.

THEN YOU BOTH DRY EACH OTHER WITH THE TOWELS.

NOW YOU SIT AND TALK FRIENDLY NAKED IN A DOUBLE BED.

YOU ASK HIM IF HE COULD BUY JUST ONE MILITARY TANK, SO THAT SHE CAN KEEP HER JOB AND IMPRESS HER BOSSES.

IN RETURN SHE WOULD OFFER HERSELF AS A DESSERT FOR DINNER.

SHE ASKS HIM TO SIGN FIRST THE PAPERS AND THEN SHE WILL SURPRISE HIM. HE SIGNS THE PAPER.

SHE THEN TAKES HONEY WITH DOUBLE CREAM AND SPREADS HERSELF ALL OVER, EVERY INCH OF THE BODY AND THEN CHALLENGES HIM TO LICK HER EVERY INCH AND HAVE HER FOR DESSERT.

HE JUST DOES THAT.

THAN SHE SHOWERS HERSELF ALONE, GETS READY SLOWLY AND PUT HER MAKE UP AND PREPARES TO DEPART.

ON DEPARTURE, SHE STATES THAT IF HE BUYS MORE MILITARY STUFF, SHE WILL KEEP SURPRISING HIM WITH DIFFERENT SEXUAL ADVENTURES NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE BY HIM.

SUMMARY:

LOCATIONS:

ONE OFFICE TO MEET THE DEFENCE MINISTER.

YOU COMING OUT OF A BMW.

HIRE OF A ROOM IN TRAVEL LODGE IN SOUTH LONDON.

CAST MADE OF.

YOURSELF

AN ARABE GUY GOOD LOOKING WEARING THE ARABE DRESSING AND KNOCKING YOUR HOTEL ROOM AGE BETWEEN 35 ?40.

PLUS ONE VIDEO CAMERA PERSON, PROBABLY A WOMAN FILMING AND DIRECTING WITHOUT ANY INTERFERENCE.

WHAT IT INVOLVES SEXUALLY:

STRIP TEASE,
MASSAGE,
SHOWER,
DUREX HAND RELIEF
LET KISSING THE BODY INCLUDING MOUTH KISS.
PLENTY OF SEDUCTION
TABLE AND LAP DANCE SEDUCTION TYPE
PLENTY OF DIALOGUE AND TALKING.

WE ARE DIFFERENT, TOO MUCH INTIMATE AND FRIENDLY TALK AND LESS BODY PENETRATIONS.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE IS NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, NO ANAL, NO FRENCH TO THE MAN OR ANY LICKING MADE BY YOU. QUITE SAFE PERFORMANCE.


ONCE THE VIDEO FILM IS SHOT, IT WILL BE SENT TO THE CRITICS AND INVESTORS OF THIS PROJECT.

YOU ARE COMPETING WITH OTHER 4 GIRLS SELECTED.

ONLY ONE WIL BE SELECTED.

IF YOU ARE SELECTED, YOU WILL SIGN UP FOR 30 FILMS SERIES, WHICH IS GOING TO BE SOLD AS A VOLUME, SO THE VIEWER WILL ENJOY 30 DAYS DIFFERENT TOPICS AND ADVENTURES EACH DAY OF THE MONTH, TO STRETCH HIS FANTASIES.

WE ARE LOOKING TO PAY AROUND FOR ? 30,000 FOR 30 FILMS EACH OF 3 HOURS, WHERE WE HAVE FULL COPY WRITE TRANSFER FROM YOU.
BUT WE CAN INCREASE DEPENDING HOW GOOD STAR YOU REALLY ARE.
THE TOPIC GENERALLY WILL BE A SEQUEL SIMILAR TO

EVITA AND THE ARGENTINIAN PRESIDENT.

HERE IT WILL BE AN ARAB PRINCE WHO IS MINISTER OF DEFENCE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH A SEDUCTIVE SALES LADY WORKING FOR AN EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT.

WE HOPE TO MAKE A SERIES UP TO 30, WHERE WE CAN EXPAND TO
101 NIGHTS, SIMILAR TO LAWRENCE THE ARABIAN 1000 NIGHTS.

YOU MUST HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE INDIAN KING WHO LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS HAREM WITH LARGE NUMBER OF WOMAN FOR X NUMBER OF YEARS AND CREATED THE

KAMA SUTRA.

WE WANT TO CREATE A WESTERN KAMA SUTRA OF FANTASIES REFLECTING THE MODERN WORLD AND TOPICS.
BUT THERE WILL BE NO FAKES, ALL THE ORGASMS AND SHOUTING HAVE TO BE NATURAL.
ON THE SCREEN TEST WE HAVE NOT PUT ANY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OR LICKING OR FRENCH AS IT IS NOT FAIR FOR THE GIRL TO GO THROUGH THIS AS SHE IS NOT BEING FULLY PAID. BUT IN THE REAL FILM, I AM AFRAID IT WILL BE REQUIRED.

THERE WILL BE NO ANAL SEX. NEITHER ANY LESBIAN PARTNER, AS WE WANT TO MAKE THE MAIN GIRL, THE STAR OF SHOW WITH FULL CREDIT FOR HERSELF WITHOUT SHARING WITH ANY OTHER GIRL, WHERE SHE CAN HAVE A BIG FUN CLUB AND ONLY HER FILMS ARE IN DEMAND.

I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A HUNKY AND STALLION BOYFRIEND, BUT WE CAN NOT USE HIM IN OUR CAST. I AM SORRY. EITHER YOU ARE IN OR OUT .

ALL OUR SEX FILMS, WE DO IT WITH DUREX AND ACTUALLY SHOW OPENLY THE USAGE AS WE WANT TO PROMOTE THE SAFE SEX AND THAT INCLUDES FLAVOURED DUREX IN ORAL SEX.

WE ARE ALSO LOOKING INTO USAGE OF A DILDO (LIKE A PLASTIC VIBRATOR SHEL, TO GO ON THE TOP OF THE ACTOR?S PENNIS, SIMILAR TO HUMAN SHAPE AND COLOUR.

THIS WILL HOPEFULLY PROLONG THE STIFFNESS FOR VARIOUS SHOOTS, PLUS IT IS SAFE FOR THE GIRL AND GUY.

ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE CALL MO 0208 764 7879 OR 0796 773 8866.

IF YOU ARE SELECTED, WE SIGN YOU ON OTHERWISE WE WILL RETURN THE ORIGINAL VIDEO OR DVD MADE BACK TO YOU, AS IT IS YOUR PROPERTY AND WE WILL CONFIRM THAT NO COPY HAS BEEN MADE FOR ANY USE ELSEWHERE.

NOBODY IS FORCING YOU INTO ANYTHING, THIS IS YOUR FREE WILL AND YOU SIMPLY TRYING YOUR LUCK TO BE A STAR IN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT.

YOU CAN ORDER FOR THE FILMS TO BE SHOWN
IN UK,
ONLY ABROAD,
ON A TV CHANNEL
ON THE INTERNET,
ONLY PRIVATE USE. ETC
YOU CAN RESTRICT YOUR COPY RIGHTS.

BUT IT IS TOO EARLY TO DISCUSS NOW.

WE WILL ONLY CALL YOU FOR SCREEN TEST, AFTER RECEIVING YOUR APPLICATION FORM WITH PHOTOS, ENQURING TO TAKE PART IN SCREEN TEST IN ADULT FILMS R18.

[Tommy the Tosser]

You obviously think the girls are really stupid

[John Mason]

I've never read such long winded crap in all my life!
It seems to me you'd be better off going to an escort agency to get your rocks off, because the girls I know in the business would never fall for all this audition crap!

[Independant Producer]

Never read so much B******s in all my 50 years....Is this a joke or just some sad person trying it on..
Why did you write everything in upper case?...
Like John suggests go get your rocks off with an escort....

[dong]

its the funniest thing I've read for ages. I can't beleive this guy is serious, he should be writing Carry On scripts!!!!!!

[cathy barry]

WHO'S THE PRODUCER? BIN LADEN

[Dick Tavern]

What a load of rambling cobblers! Writing whole paragraphs and sections in uppercase is the electronic equivalent of writing in green ink with an erratic, heavy hand! - It just screams NUTTER!

I, for one, will not be taking this new "independent" producer, or his crappy plans, very seriously at all! And I urge all other forum posters to do likewise. So stitch that!

D.T.

[Dean]

Thatsquite funny really ...... Bev said exactly the same thing ......... weird or what...... sorry spooky, scary ......

Dean

[todge]

Who knows where you're coming from Michael.

Dom Joly et al can generate an audience just by getting cheap laughs at other peoples'expense.
A DJ can mix other peoples' tracks and be revered as an artist in his own right.
And on & on

So much insincere tosh out there,I almost hope you're genuine.

[Independant Producer]

I hope your not confusing me with the person who wrote that crap...