Porn/ Adult Industry Events

[Mash]

Does anyone know where I can obtain information regarding porn or adult industry events, parties etc?

Additionally, I just want to vent my frustration on the lack of opportunities I get to attend these events.

Basically I am NOT a porn actor or producer, I am just a genuine Porn fan who enjoys watching porn, and spends my hard earned money on purchasing DVD?s, subscribing to websites and to TV channels.

HOWEVER every time I try to request for tickets (to the very few events known to myself) I receive responses saying I am a 'security risk' to the girls as I am not a actor/ producer I am not entitled to attended.

I'm sure people on this forum will appreciate that it's the fans (and thier money) that keep the industry going, however in return we are hardly informed about any 'live' events or are not allowed to attend

[Mysteryman]

If you were (are) a football fan who regularly attends matches would you expect to go to a PFA event or be invited to parties organised for their colleagues by the likes of Rooney, Owen, Ronaldo etc?

[satine spark]

LOL I was about to say don't forget the writing like a 10 year old
But you already put that...

I like this step by step guide...very thoughtful.
Satine xXx

[mrchapel]

Should look like this

Step 1 - Set up a blog and learn to write at a 10 year olds level about anything vaguely related to pornography.

Step 2 - Pester some of the UK's hottestt porno babes until they agree to write stuff for previously mentioned blog.

Step 3 - Befriend even more hot porno babes and become well known/loathed throughout the industry

Step 4 - Somehow use your charms/wit/chloroform in such a way that the UK's hottest porno babe wants to take you as their date to said industry party (Satine's taken, muahahahaha)

Step 5 - Spend the entire night wanking in the bathroom because you're surrounded by people who make sex for a living.


Step 6 - ????


Step 7- Profit!!!

[mrchapel]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Profit

[kerrylouiselove]

scott u punk!

xx

[Mash]

Hi ALL,

Apologies for the late reply, I?ve been away in sunny Mexico, thanks for all the replies to my original post.

The blog suggestion sounds like a good idea (so does masturbating in the toilets!). Hopefully I?m going to set up this blog some time soon, I?m sure I can reply on you good folk to provide feedback, give suggestions etc.

Mash

PS: Are there any good websites for identifying porn-industry events? The ones I know of are:

pornonewsnetwork, ainews, adultdvdtalk, bgafd and thefloatingworld.

[laralatex]

lol cough cough, you've been to Mexico, better not request any attendance to any events then.... !laugh!