Ultimate scene of all time?

[Matt]

From what you've watched, what would you say?

I'd humbly submit... the final but one scene of Buttwoman vs Buttwoman, with Tyffany Minx. I don't think I've ever seen porn hotter.


And you?

[richard]

In Ben Dover- Bummed Out In Britain where Katie was fucked by Pascal and Bob with Ben joining in the proceedings- fantastic!

[barton]

johnni black in take to the limit8 were she takes that big {huge} dildo then gets dp ..but there are others of course for shock value it would be pammies

[Artful Alex]

I'm with you there Richard. But doesn't a fourth bloke appear just in time to add his goo to Katy's ever-smiling face? Top stuff. Anyway, I've thought about this whilst half watching Shackleton (hey, I assumed from the title it was going to be about bondage!) and my favourite is probably a similar scene from the beginning of Ben's film with Donna Richardson. But true to my trainspotter obsessiveness I thought of a whole Top Ten, so here it is. Cue Alan Freeman...

1. BEN DOVER?S PUTTIN? ON THE BRITS The scene with young Donna, who at 21 - oops, I mean 18 - seems up for any amount of anal hammering and facial cum shots.
2. THE TOWER Lana Cox's anal and facial scene.
3. DIRTY WOMAN 3 The ultimate 'tiny oriental girl with big black guy' scene if you ask me. Britain's Suraya Jamal takes Sean Michaels up the bum. Make sure you get a copy with the original soundtrack to hear those squeals!
4. ANABOLIC WORLD SEX TOUR 7 Georgette Neal's scene: to deep throat one dick is talented but to deep throat three dicks in the same scene is beyond the call of duty.
5. BUTTMAN'S BRITISH EXTREMELY BIG TIT ADVENTURE Laura Turner's deep throat scene.
6. MARCUS ALLEN 5: TAKE TWO Not exactly a well shot scene this(what a surprise) but a cute Chinese teenager sucking off a chap who's old enough to be her granddad (if you'll forgive me Marcus) and then giggling when he shoots cum in her mouth most definitely does it for me. I suppose it's the fact that it gives me hope for when I'm older that appeals to me about this. Or it could just be that the girl's a sexy little bitch.
7. THE ADVENTURES OF MISTY MCKAINE Any of Misty's blow job scenes. She deserves a medal for the way she takes so much sperm in her face whilst keeping her eyes wide open. Isn't it supposed to sting?
8. MORE DIRTY DEBUTANTES 19 Not British but hey, sue me. A 19 year old Filipino girl gives Ed Powers and his mate the sexiest blow jobs I've ever seen - she even winks at the camera while she's sucking. Then she's hammered royally before taking some huge facials (by now you've probably guessed how I like my scenes to end!).
9. BEN DOVER?S CRACK ATTACK The scene with French Asian girl Christine, purely because she's the most stunning Asian woman I've ever seen. Where the hell did she go?
10.EUROTICON 2 The scene where Nikki Pearce and her friend are, to put it bluntly, fucked senseless. Once again, having the real sound makes all the difference here for all the "oohs" and "aahs".

So there you go. I wonder if I can interest Channel 4 in doing this as the subject of their next "Top Tens" show. I think we should start a writing campaign at the very least.

[richard]

I think you maybe right there Alex with the fourth guy bit- was it our very own John Mason? I will have to go back and review the scene- what a chore! I will think about others for my top 10 while I'm watching it, so many to choose from.

[Boring Bloke]

You're right! I just watched it myself and it is indeed the bandanna-clad one himself who arrives just in time for the finale. His role basically amounts to this:


"Hello"
"Urghhh!!! Right in her face"
"Bye"

Except it all happens a bit quicker than that.

I think he had to get home again before his egg boiled.

[richard]

But what a face to spurt on- John you have all the luck, I bet you wish you had had a part in the rest of the action hey? Katie is the ultimate porn queen - absolute filth - a shame she no longer resides at no. 69 porn avenue, Dp way , oh well!

[Artful Alex]

You're not the only one who's jealous. And to add insult to injury, the outdoor scene in one of her other films (Bob's Buggering Bonanza) was shot just round the corner from where I live! Just to think - the lovely Katie was doing her thing under my very nose and I missed it! If only I'd popped out to buy some milk I could have seen her.
WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS OH LORD?!

[Crimpo]

Sorry to be boring - but it was the Katy scene that sprang to mind with me too. But Ben has done some crackers - the scenes with Hannah Coleman and Nina for two!

[Paul Garfield]

I have to agree with the general opinion about Kate's lovely scene. It's just a pity we weren't treated to one of John's more pneumatic performances. However, for pure filth, surely you've got to give the trophy to Kelly Stafford for Dirty Anal Kelly 2?